the failed sexcapades thread

[browningboy7]

Me and my gf at the time had one of those like "heat of the moment" half clothed sex moments so I still had my pants around my ankles, After we were done I had to piss like no other I jumped to the end of my bed and tripped over my pants...My door was like half open and I nailed my forehead right into the door and was knocked out cold for a good 60 seconds.

[pimpdaddy]

i was pounding my ex one day and stopped mid hump balls deep and blew out the biggest fart of my life and continued to pound. it was epic.

Your not a real man unless you do that with every girl at some point lol

Me and my gf at the time had one of those like "heat of the moment" half clothed sex moments so I still had my pants around my ankles, After we were done I had to piss like no other I jumped to the end of my bed and tripped over my pants...My door was like half open and I nailed my forehead right into the door and was knocked out cold for a good 60 seconds.

pretty epic, did you piss on the floor in your knocked outness?

[browningboy7]

Your not a real man unless you do that with every girl at some point lol




pretty epic, did you piss on the floor in your knocked outness?

Slightly.....