Quote Originally Posted by Catnip View Post
From what I hear, your penis and character have two things in common..

Not much to 'em and both crooked. Congrats on being a piece of shit.

P.S. Is faking an orgasm when they kinda squirm, get chill bumps, make some noise, and get so wet, that it gets all over the sheets? Good acting, Bri and current girlfriend!
This thread just got good.