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12-23-2009, 09:14 AM
AnthonyF

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Originally Posted by Reaper

I remember you telling me that a few years back..the cougar I fucked doesn't have kids, but she was divorced. Oh well:boobies:

I haven't had a cougar...almost once. Still working on that.But MILFs are good too. I'm actually going to her house in 2 days. It's funny cus we always joke around and shit in front of everyone.

Hey chuck...my cock was in ur wifes mouth. Juss sayin. lulz.

-Ant.
12-23-2009, 09:17 AM
Reaper

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Originally Posted by AnthonyF

I haven't had a cougar...almost once. Still working on that.But MILFs are good too. I'm actually going to her house in 2 days. It's funny cus we always joke around and shit in front of everyone.

Hey chuck...my cock was in ur wifes mouth. Juss sayin. lulz.

-Ant.

I need to find me a MILF..preferably not married to a cop.:idb:

There's no way you told her husband your dick was in her mouth.:no:
12-23-2009, 09:19 AM
AnthonyF

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Originally Posted by Reaper

I need to find me a MILF..preferably not married to a cop.:idb:

There's no way you told her husband your dick was in her mouth.:no:

NO way. That was just a separate sentence that would be funny as fuck to say. No, we mess around and other stuff in front of others. Not a chance in hell i'd say somehting like that.

The only thing is...her son is pretty tan...and neither one of them are....

-Ant.
12-23-2009, 09:23 AM
Reaper

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Originally Posted by AnthonyF

NO way. That was just a separate sentence that would be funny as fuck to say. No, we mess around and other stuff in front of others. Not a chance in hell i'd say somehting like that.

The only thing is...her son is pretty tan...and neither one of them are....

-Ant.

How old's the kid?
12-23-2009, 09:40 AM
Jason..

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Originally Posted by Vteckidd

I fucked a girl in the bathroom at a party once then blacked out

This chick kidnaped me from a party took me to my house fucked me then I never seen her again..nor would I even know who she is if she walked up to me today.She tricked me I told her I ditn want to leave the party and she was like "no we wont go just come sit in the truck with me" Next thing I know im walking in my front door.I was so drunk lol.She left her panties there lol.
12-23-2009, 09:42 AM
Jason..

Good times.I got a million stories I never get to share :(
12-23-2009, 09:48 AM
Vteckidd

The funniest stories always belong to my friends not really me.

My buddy Brian Teel was fucking some girl in her room he met at this party. She was a little too wasted. He said he was fucking her from behind and she puked all over the floor off the bed. We were like oooooooo what did you do Teel run out of the room.

Teel-"fuck no I finished she's cleaning up a mess either way"

classic
12-23-2009, 10:11 AM
stillaneon

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Originally Posted by AnthonyF

lolol He won't confront me. Remember the night he hid at the varsity?

Haha whatever you say faggot. I've talked shit to him while he was on here and fucked his bitch while he was dating her. I told his ass i'd find him at the Varsity, guess what he did pusscake, he stayed at the very top in an bland van so no1 could find him. There are other people who can agree to this saying he was trying to avoid me.

-Ant.

Man you are cool :goodjob:
12-23-2009, 10:13 AM
Jason..

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Originally Posted by Vteckidd

The funniest stories always belong to my friends not really me.

My buddy Brian Teel was fucking some girl in her room he met at this party. She was a little too wasted. He said he was fucking her from behind and she puked all over the floor off the bed. We were like oooooooo what did you do Teel run out of the room.

Teel-"fuck no I finished she's cleaning up a mess either way"

classic

I got really drunk one time and peed in my bed on my gf lol

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Originally Posted by stillaneon

Man you are cool :goodjob:

Yea he is
12-23-2009, 10:14 AM
Jason..

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Originally Posted by stillaneon

Man you are cool :goodjob:

Remember when we had all those girls at your apt and Kendall walked in lol?
12-23-2009, 10:16 AM
stillaneon

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Originally Posted by Jason..

Remember when we had all those girls at your apt and Kendall walked in lol?

Yep lol.

I was taking a shot, threwe my head back, when it came back down, she was in the doorway
12-23-2009, 10:18 AM
Jason..

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Originally Posted by stillaneon

Yep lol.

I was taking a shot, threwe my head back, when it came back down, she was in the doorway

All those naked chicks were running around the house lol.Kendall looked right at me,she knew it was all my fault lol...then the next weekend I had all those chicks naked in my rooma nd was like yall come look in here there was a mound of nakedness in there lol.
12-23-2009, 10:30 AM
stillaneon

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Originally Posted by Jason..

All those naked chicks were running around the house lol.Kendall looked right at me,she knew it was all my fault lol...then the next weekend I had all those chicks naked in my rooma nd was like yall come look in here there was a mound of nakedness in there lol.

I knew something was wrong with that situation...
12-23-2009, 10:37 AM
Reaper

I had a party last year and some girl I worked with showed up, and somehow she ended up drinking 7 long islands in an hour or so. I'm hitting it from behind on my bed and she puked all over my new sheets, pillow and headboard..I immediately got up, put my clothes on and went down stairs and started drinking some more. I was so drunk I didn't even care. Unfortunately, she fell asleep on the bed, in the puke, ruined everything and she quit the next week. lol
12-23-2009, 10:38 AM
Njobe

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Originally Posted by Reaper

I had a party last year and some girl I worked with showed up, and somehow she ended up drinking 7 long islands in an hour or so. I'm hitting it from behind on my bed and she puked all over my new sheets, pillow and headboard..I immediately got up, put my clothes on and went down stairs and started drinking some more. I was so drunk I didn't even care. Unfortunately, she fell asleep on the bed, in the puke, ruined everything and she quit the next week. lol

bahahahaha, i would of made her clean all that shit up.
12-23-2009, 10:40 AM
teh bri

Ahahahaha oh my god. I've never laughed this hard at 11:30 in the fucking morning. The night Crew last night was fun. All of us didn't go to bed til like 6 in the morning. And yet theres a there about why Evan was banned for a week for making a joke about pedo. How fucking unreal is that shit? Read this whole fucking thread, it goes from
Evan being banned, to havin pick the wrong "bitches" to who you've fucked. But yet half of you are so fucking far up each others asses that you think it's "cool" yet you guys yell and complain " you need to keep your personal shit to yourself." double fucking standards, yo. You guys are fucking morons. Having sex with 4 people off is makes me a hoe?!?! Buahahahahaha. Three are off ia. Do I need to fucking name them? Haha Jesus Christ. I'm so glad that this shit doesn't bother me. I'm fucking glad I got off it. Call me fat, call me ugly. I don't give a fuck. I have hips, tits and an ass. But yet I wear a size medium shirt and a size 5 in jeans? You guys need to get the fuck over yourselfs and stop crying like fucking pussys over the god dn Internet.. It's either you guys have nothing better to do or you guys don't get pussy and you "hate on" the guys that do. Hahahaha that is all I have to say to the dumb bullshit. I'm headed to the mall to get my baby sisters ears pierced because i have a life. Enjoy your day. Can't wait to see the comments on this shit. Give me a laugh for later :)
12-23-2009, 10:41 AM
Reaper

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Originally Posted by Njobe

bahahahaha, i would of made her clean all that shit up.

I was so drunk I didn't even care. I just went down stairs, ate some food and played beer pong for a while. I fell asleep on the couch and when I went to take a shower the next morning she was still there. I decided to wake her up and put her in the shower(clothes and all) and I cleaned up everything else. I gave her some of my old workout clothes to wear home. Never saw her or my clothes again.
12-23-2009, 10:44 AM
Njobe

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Originally Posted by teh bri

Ahahahaha oh my god. I've never laughed this hard at 11:30 in the fucking morning. The night Crew last night was fun. All of us didn't go to bed til like 6 in the morning. And yet theres a there about why Evan was banned for a week for making a joke about pedo. How fucking unreal is that shit? Read this whole fucking thread, it goes from
Evan being banned, to havin pick the wrong "bitches" to who you've fucked. But yet half of you are so fucking far up each others asses that you think it's "cool" yet you guys yell and complain " you need to keep your personal shit to yourself." double fucking standards, yo. You guys are fucking morons. Having sex with 4 people off is makes me a hoe?!?! Buahahahahaha. Three are off ia. Do I need to fucking name them? Haha Jesus Christ. I'm so glad that this shit doesn't bother me. I'm fucking glad I got off it. Call me fat, call me ugly. I don't give a fuck. I have hips, tits and an ass. But yet I wear a size medium shirt and a size 5 in jeans? You guys need to get the fuck over yourselfs and stop crying like fucking pussys over the god dn Internet.. It's either you guys have nothing better to do or you guys don't get pussy and you "hate on" the guys that do. Hahahaha that is all I have to say to the dumb bullshit. I'm headed to the mall to get my baby sisters ears pierced because i have a life. Enjoy your day. Can't wait to see the comments on this shit. Give me a laugh for later :)

Evan + Ant =2 guys off of IA, who's the third?

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Originally Posted by Reaper

I was so drunk I didn't even care. I just went down stairs, ate some food and played beer pong for a while. I fell asleep on the couch and when I went to take a shower the next morning she was still there. I decided to wake her up and put her in the shower(clothes and all) and I cleaned up everything else. I gave her some of my old workout clothes to wear home. Never saw her or my clothes again.

lol i would of liked to see that
12-23-2009, 10:44 AM
quickdodge®

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Originally Posted by teh bri

Ahahahaha oh my god. I've never laughed this hard at 11:30 in the fucking morning. The night Crew last night was fun. All of us didn't go to bed til like 6 in the morning. And yet theres a there about why Evan was banned for a week for making a joke about pedo. How fucking unreal is that shit? Read this whole fucking thread, it goes from
Evan being banned, to havin pick the wrong "bitches" to who you've fucked. But yet half of you are so fucking far up each others asses that you think it's "cool" yet you guys yell and complain " you need to keep your personal shit to yourself." double fucking standards, yo. You guys are fucking morons. Having sex with 4 people off is makes me a hoe?!?! Buahahahahaha. Three are off ia. Do I need to fucking name them? Haha Jesus Christ. I'm so glad that this shit doesn't bother me. I'm fucking glad I got off it. Call me fat, call me ugly. I don't give a fuck. I have hips, tits and an ass. But yet I wear a size medium shirt and a size 5 in jeans? You guys need to get the fuck over yourselfs and stop crying like fucking pussys over the god dn Internet.. It's either you guys have nothing better to do or you guys don't get pussy and you "hate on" the guys that do. Hahahaha that is all I have to say to the dumb bullshit. I'm headed to the mall to get my baby sisters ears pierced because i have a life. Enjoy your day. Can't wait to see the comments on this shit. Give me a laugh for later :)

Wow. If this didn't bother you, then why take the time to type all this out? You want the shit to stop then why don't you quit responding?

And you talk about "double fucking standards, yo." Come on, Bri. Later, QD.
12-23-2009, 10:45 AM
quickdodge®

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Originally Posted by Njobe

damn either you can't add/subtract or you're just plain stupid. Evan + Ant =2 guys off of IA.

Or you can't read because they aren't the only two. Later, QD.
12-23-2009, 10:46 AM
Njobe

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Originally Posted by quickdodge®

Or you can't read because they aren't the only two. Later, QD.

i edited when i posted :ninja:
12-23-2009, 10:49 AM
quickdodge®

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Originally Posted by Njobe

i edited when i posted :ninja:

GOTCHA! Later, QD.
12-23-2009, 10:52 AM
Njobe

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Originally Posted by quickdodge®

GOTCHA! Later, QD.

reminds me of that one time at band camp...
12-23-2009, 10:52 AM
stillaneon

Hey Bri:

How about you stop screwing around with guys that run their mouth?
12-23-2009, 11:03 AM
Vteckidd

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Originally Posted by quickdodge®

Wow. If this didn't bother you, then why take the time to type all this out? You want the shit to stop then why don't you quit responding?

And you talk about "double fucking standards, yo." Come on, Bri. Later, QD.

yup

she's so pissed she sent me a text message last night

"you are driving me in fucking sane"

agai she's caught in a lie. What you dont understsnd Bri is that I volunteer thr info no one knew it previous to this thread.

And I'm not shy about saying how much of a whore I used to be, you act innocent and blatantly lie then get caught in that lie and try to argue yorself out of it. Because you enjoy being the center of attention good or bad you'll always be here for me to make fun of.

Don't be a hypocrite that's your number one problem
12-23-2009, 11:04 AM
bowdown201

I fuck dimes. Its all about the quality not the quantity
12-23-2009, 11:10 AM
§treet_§peed

Look, if you guys wanna get technical, she was messing around with two guys off of this site a long time ago. Two OG guys that 96% of you don't know about.
12-23-2009, 11:11 AM
xxbckiexx

Bri, we tell you not to put your personal shit on here because you always get upset about it. People call you a fat whore and you cry and whine. But if we say we fucked x amount of girls, we don't care if people try to "make fun" of us for it. We can HONESTLY say this shit doesn't bother us.
12-23-2009, 11:12 AM
Jason..

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Originally Posted by quickdodge®

Wow. If this didn't bother you, then why take the time to type all this out? You want the shit to stop then why don't you quit responding?

And you talk about "double fucking standards, yo." Come on, Bri. Later, QD.

X2 she is an idiot
12-23-2009, 11:18 AM
nreggie454

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Originally Posted by teh bri

Having sex with 4 people off is makes me a hoe?!?! Buahahahahaha.

No, but having sex with one guy while you are in a committed relationship to a different person makes you, at the very least, a two-timing bitch.
12-23-2009, 11:24 AM
teh bri

Hahaha oh my god. And by the way.. Evan wasn't hiding at the varsity. Pretty sure about that. if he says this shit on ia he wouldn't be afraid to say it to your face. Just saying.

And matt... WTF are you talking about!? :thinking:

<3
12-23-2009, 11:26 AM
xxbckiexx

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Originally Posted by teh bri

Hahaha oh my god. And by the way.. Evan wasn't hiding at the varsity. Pretty sure about that. if he says this shit on ia he wouldn't be afraid to say it to your face. Just saying.

And matt... WTF are you talking about!? :thinking:

<3

He definitely does NOT and will NOT say it in person, and he definitely hid at the top deck in the back of someones van, the entire night.
12-23-2009, 11:26 AM
Vteckidd

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Originally Posted by xxbckiexx

Bri, we tell you not to put your personal shit on here because you always get upset about it. People call you a fat whore and you cry and whine. But if we say we fucked x amount of girls, we don't care if people try to "make fun" of us for it. We can HONESTLY say this shit doesn't bother us.

I wanna party with this guy
12-23-2009, 11:29 AM
Vteckidd

Lol Igot no beef with Evan I think he's just really immature and as a28 year old most 18-19 year olds will be immature to me. But he's definetly NOT a badass. Unless He has some black belt I don't know about he would get his ass kicked by 90% of the people on this site , guys and girls lol

it's ok I'd get my ass whipped by most on here too lol
12-23-2009, 11:30 AM
SLo_MKIII

looks like i missed the good stuff... recap maybe?
12-23-2009, 11:30 AM
Vteckidd

I need someones email address I have something o send so you can post it on here I'm driving
12-23-2009, 11:31 AM
teh bri

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Originally Posted by xxbckiexx

He definitely does NOT and will NOT say it in person, and he definitely hid at the top deck in the back of someones van, the entire night.

SElling a part and then when finished walked around is hiding :thinking: you guys def need to look up some of these words before choosing them.

Jesus christ :D
12-23-2009, 11:32 AM
§treet_§peed

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Originally Posted by teh bri

Hahaha oh my god. And by the way.. Evan wasn't hiding at the varsity. Pretty sure about that. if he says this shit on ia he wouldn't be afraid to say it to your face. Just saying.

And matt... WTF are you talking about!? :thinking:

<3

j & c i won't say there full names out because of different things.
12-23-2009, 11:33 AM
SLo_MKIII

[email protected] lulz
12-23-2009, 11:36 AM
Vteckidd

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Originally Posted by SLo_MKIII

[email protected] lulz

Sent post in here asap

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