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From what I hear, your penis and character have two things in common...
Not much to 'em and both crooked. Congrats on being a piece of shit.
P.S. Is faking an orgasm when they kinda squirm, get chill bumps, make some noise, and get so wet, that it gets all over the sheets? Good acting, Bri and current girlfriend!
'92 C2500 6.5 Turbo Diesel | '96 240sx
Ya know I saw her at a meet from a distance and was like "DAMN she really is hot!!" Then as I got closer, I was steadily more and more disappointed. Oh well, reps for fuckin bitches that go to car meets:idb:
I'd never let it go either. Shit was epic.
on another note.... kinda related to the subject...
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Drillin' switches on them bitches!
Ridin' So Low...
Btw I'm kidding I never fucked Kayla while she was with Evan even though I could have. She broke up with him for like 3 days before she came to my house
I just wanted Evan to read that and flip out
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I'm not bragging about Kayla she was a long back and had no tits but her friend Rachel was HOT
she's was thin southern and blonde, that's about it. She was way to clingy too.
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Way Too Big
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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(ಠ_ృ) Riveting tale, chap.
you guys are all a bunch of pusscakes. I've probably fucked moree girls than all of you combined, i just don't go around telling stories about it.
Way Too Big
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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(ಠ_ృ) Riveting tale, chap.
"bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks......"
Drillin' switches on them bitches!
Ridin' So Low...
for a while i was smashing so many hookers they were rotating out of my apartment on shifts. one would leave, another one would be there an hour later. this continued until they overlapped and busted me.
Way Too Big
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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(ಠ_ృ) Riveting tale, chap.
Well I did fuck Brittany my ex gf(Krissy) best friend on a couch while Krissy was passed out on the floor next to us. Then the next morning I slept with Krissy lol that's pretty scandolous
NO not tht Krissy this was while I was at Arizona state
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Other than that I jerked off watching two porns at the same time, that's a threesome right?
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I fucked a girl in the bathroom at a party once then blacked out
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This chick kidnaped me from a party took me to my house fucked me then I never seen her again..nor would I even know who she is if she walked up to me today.She tricked me I told her I ditn want to leave the party and she was like "no we wont go just come sit in the truck with me" Next thing I know im walking in my front door.I was so drunk lol.She left her panties there lol.
Jason..
Oh my friend mark Diaz let me spend the night at his house one time he got trashed and passed out and I fucked his little sister (18 no pedo) in her room , itb, while his parents were home too lol
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Good times.I got a million stories I never get to share![]()
Jason..
The funniest stories always belong to my friends not really me.
My buddy Brian Teel was fucking some girl in her room he met at this party. She was a little too wasted. He said he was fucking her from behind and she puked all over the floor off the bed. We were like oooooooo what did you do Teel run out of the room.
Teel-"fuck no I finished she's cleaning up a mess either way"
classic
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I had a party last year and some girl I worked with showed up, and somehow she ended up drinking 7 long islands in an hour or so. I'm hitting it from behind on my bed and she puked all over my new sheets, pillow and headboard..I immediately got up, put my clothes on and went down stairs and started drinking some more. I was so drunk I didn't even care. Unfortunately, she fell asleep on the bed, in the puke, ruined everything and she quit the next week. lol