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  1. 12-22-2009, 11:15 AM #1
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    Default is it inappropriate to get your coworker a dildo for xmas?

    read above...
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  2. 12-22-2009, 11:18 AM #2
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    does she seem like she needs to get laid and loosen up? If so, no.

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    hmm... i wouldn't think so if you're cool like that lol..

    however a brightly colored dildo in a victoria secret bag to your boss might be an issue later on in the week.... or get you a raise

    dangerous waters are here
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  4. 12-22-2009, 11:51 AM #4
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    depends on the co worker and how he'll take it. I'm sure if you offer to do some hole to hole action with him, he might not mind.
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  5. 12-22-2009, 12:19 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by xxbckiexx View Post
    depends on the co worker and how he'll take it. I'm sure if you offer to do some hole to hole action with him, he might not mind.
    i'll make sure to include and IOU for hole/hole
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    Doesn't matter if the coworker you are giving it to is completely cool about it. All it takes is one prudish person to hear about it, start complaining, and get you in trouble.

    It would be funny, just really risky.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nreggie454 View Post
    Doesn't matter if the coworker you are giving it to is completely cool about it. All it takes is one prudish person to hear about it, start complaining, and get you in trouble.

    It would be funny, just really risky.
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    Drildo, do it or fail.

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    Hey, just wanna put this out..... don't use it first, cause then yeah it'd be quite inappropriate.

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    - Depends on the co-worker. I would. But that's just me.

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    Get a giant black dildo, if you do buy one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Creeper View Post
    Get a giant black dildo, if you do buy one.
    is there any other kind?
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    Quote Originally Posted by xxbckiexx View Post
    is there any other kind?
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    i guess it depends on who it is that you work with, if you guys are kool with each other or not
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    Definately depends on the company/coworkers/hr dept.


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    I know some of the people you work with and I would say it's ok for the ones I have met, but you know best IMO. I mean, I would totally get Brandon a dildo. I have bought him Monkey Butt powder for Xmas before. I knew he could use it at the races and he loved it and used it all.
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    Obviously, if its a female she'll be skeeming anyway. Us males know that females just cant wait to get in a mans pockets. If she cant GET you, she'll tear u up with a lawsuit over a dildo YOU wanted to give her because u were being a gentleman and thinking of her needs.

    So... I would think of that as a no-no because FEMALES want you dead!!

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  19. 12-22-2009, 08:58 PM #19
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    Is it proper to send a box of shit to your boss?
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    why is this not public?
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    well if you're gonna do it why not get the clone-a-willy get and give her/him a replica dildo of your junk?
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    Get her a wireless silver bullet panty with remote.

    Or maybe a jackhammer with a fist attachment.

    I got Tracy one of each this year!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black R View Post
    Get her a wireless silver bullet panty with remote.

    Or maybe a jackhammer with a fist attachment.

    I got Tracy one of each this year!

    Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry XXXmas!

    fuk yeah!! i got my sister in law those panties with the wireless bullet lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by neon_ert3 View Post
    fuk yeah!! i got my sister in law those panties with the wireless bullet lol
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    Depends if they're going to let you watch them put it in on a test run or not.


    BTW why are you thinking about xmas and this is March?


    NM, I read the older dates. WTF was this bumped for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hondachik View Post
    Depends if they're going to let you watch them put it in on a test run or not.


    BTW why are you thinking about xmas and this is March?


    NM, I read the older dates. WTF was this bumped for?
    Because somebody voted. I just noticed it lolz.
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    This is old news but, people are NOT honest in polls like these.

    F most of IA for not being credible.

    They want to choose what's "cool" instead of what they Truly believe.

    In Paul's scenario, of course it's NOT appropriate undser 99% of circumstances to get a Co-Worker a sex toy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev View Post
    This is old news but, people are NOT honest in polls like these.

    F most of IA for not being credible.

    They want to choose what's "cool" instead of what they Truly believe.

    In Paul's scenario, of course it's NOT appropriate undser 99% of circumstances to get a Co-Worker a sex toy.
    exactly what i was think although it MAY sound like a good idea....and to tell you the truth i might do it my damn self BUT its never a good idea


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    Quote Originally Posted by SouthSide Tay View Post
    exactly what i was think although it MAY sound like a good idea....and to tell you the truth i might do it my damn self BUT its never a good idea


    IA is setting your ass up DONT DO IT!

    fuck u guys, i wanna see the outcome of this shit!
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    I guess it all depends on how well you know the person and if they're into that kinda stuff....

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    if its a female to female transaction this is acceptable. We are in an ageof sexual awareness and openness so I could see 2 girls exchanging vagina ticklers.

    If a guy gives a female co worker a dildo then its innapropriatte.. unless the guy is a complete and total gay homo faggot.

    Im a freaky nasty womanizing perve and I would never give a woman a dildo for christmas..


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    Quote Originally Posted by 2SICC4IA View Post
    if its a female to female transaction this is acceptable. We are in an ageof sexual awareness and openness so I could see 2 girls exchanging vagina ticklers.

    If a guy gives a female co worker a dildo then its innapropriatte.. unless the guy is a complete and total gay homo faggot.

    Im a freaky nasty womanizing perve and I would never give a woman a dildo for christmas..
    i have a feeling you would try the dick in the box trick though


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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul View Post
    i have a feeling you would try the dick in the box trick though


    ^^^ hahaha thats awesome!
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    dick in the popcorn bowl is more my style!


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    ...i knew alex was up to no good last nite. tisk tisk...he pretty much got everygurl there last nite!....so i need to disinfect myself since i fell asleep on that bed. eek
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    i think u should try it and see what happens!!
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    Paul,

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