sitting at my desk waiting on a batch to finish...

[87 Turbo II]

Tell him he is being replaced by something prettier to look at, and show him a picture of any random hot college girl. Just be like "Yeah, when I agreed to having an intern, I thought the school was going to send me a chick, like you hear about all the time, but no they sent you!"

(if he is a her, still use the prettier line and say "I'm sorry you're just too damn ugly")

[Paul]

Tell him he is being replaced by something prettier to look at, and show him a picture of any random hot college girl. Just be like "Yeah, when I agreed to having an intern, I thought the school was going to send me a chick, like you hear about all the time, but no they sent you!"

(if he is a her, still use the prettier line and say "I'm sorry you're just too damn ugly")

best part my intern is related to someone on the boards...


hopefully he will read it and give me some prank ideas.