Originally Posted by
Catnip
[decides to make up something, so it's obviously true]
Your mother was born a midget with AIDS. Your father, a sickle-cell anemic black man, with a baby dick. Unfortunately, your father had no game, so he raped your mother while she was leaving her clients house after a 14 man, interracial gang bang. While being raped, she fell in love with this man so dark, he's invisible at night. Your father put your mother in his trunk and drove home in his box chevy on 17's (back in the day). 7 months later, you were born while your mother was taking a shit on her toddler training potty, as she couldn't get onto the regular sized toilet. You dropped into the toilet and knocked your head. You were obviously a premie, but it's all good because you're half black anyways. Now you're here, years later, slapping poor little 12 year old bosnian kids because you're a fucking ugly, albino looking dumbass that couldn't do shit to anyone so he stays on IA all day talking shit.
[/making up something that's true just because I said it.]
lol
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