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12-17-2009, 11:07 AM
ilovemyhonda.

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Originally Posted by simontibbett

No I scrubbed my ass with the bar of soap.

but you said you used the whole bar.....so your ass ate the bar of soap basically. :D
12-17-2009, 11:12 AM
Elbow

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Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

but you said you used the whole bar.....so your ass ate the bar of soap basically. :D

NO, I HELD THE WHOLE BAR AND CONTINUOUSLY RAN IT UP AND DOWN MY ASS CRACK. THERE IS SOAP LEFT. ;)
12-17-2009, 11:14 AM
ilovemyhonda.

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Originally Posted by simontibbett

NO, I HELD THE WHOLE BAR AND CONTINUOUSLY RAN IT UP AND DOWN MY ASS CRACK. THERE IS SOAP LEFT. ;)

oh so you didn't use the whole bar of soap?? i see you like things in your ass :ninja::gay:
12-17-2009, 11:15 AM
MistaCee

Wtf is this? Disguisting.
12-17-2009, 11:17 AM
ilovemyhonda.

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Originally Posted by MistaCee

Wtf is this? Disguisting.

stay out of this... :taun:
12-17-2009, 11:17 AM
Elbow

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

oh so you didn't use the whole bar of soap?? i see you like things in your ass :ninja::gay:

It feels good, wet and slimy hard object in my ass. Sometimes I slip the whole bar IN my ass and shit it out so my shit smells good.
12-17-2009, 11:19 AM
ilovemyhonda.

Quote:

Originally Posted by simontibbett

It feels good, wet and slimy hard object in my ass. Sometimes I slip the whole bar IN my ass and shit it out so my shit smells good.

*exits quickly*
12-17-2009, 11:19 AM
MistaCee

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

stay out of this... :taun:

After reading this

Quote:

Originally Posted by simontibbett

It feels good, wet and slimy hard object in my ass. Sometimes I slip the whole bar IN my ass and shit it out so my shit smells good.

I will.
12-17-2009, 11:26 AM
ilovemyhonda.

Quote:

Originally Posted by simontibbett

It feels good, wet and slimy hard object in my ass. Sometimes I slip the whole bar IN my ass and shit it out so my shit smells good.

Ya know, you and your g/f have very wierd techniques..you shittin soap so your shit smells good and your girl shoving chicken in her vag and pushing it out ontop of a plate to serve you dinner...very very ummmmm :screwy:
12-17-2009, 11:39 AM
Elbow

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Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

Ya know, you and your g/f have very wierd techniques..you shittin soap so your shit smells good and your girl shoving chicken in her vag and pushing it out ontop of a plate to serve you dinner...very very ummmmm :screwy:

We like to use our bodies to their fullest extent.
12-17-2009, 11:42 AM
ilovemyhonda.

interesting....................................... .........
12-17-2009, 11:46 AM
Elbow

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Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

interesting....................................... .........

I'm kidding none of that has ever happened lol.
12-17-2009, 11:46 AM
ilovemyhonda.

:camera:?

j/k.
12-17-2009, 11:47 AM
ilovemyhonda.

oh man you got my blood boiling for nothing -thanks a lot!
12-17-2009, 11:52 AM
PSINXS

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Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

*shoves chocolate chip muffin that I cannot eat down your throat*

what now bish? :lmfao::taun:

better be glad i like them muffins or we were gonna have problems!!!

matter of fact toss me another one
12-17-2009, 11:55 AM
Tracy

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Originally Posted by BABY J

In order to get something you've never had, you have to do something that you've never done.

Agreed. Dan is the complete opposite of any man I have ever dated. It was a conscious decision to try something different and it worked.
12-17-2009, 11:56 AM
ilovemyhonda.

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Originally Posted by PSINXS

better be glad i like them muffins or we were gonna have problems!!!

matter of fact toss me another one

*rams muffin up yo ass* :2up:
12-17-2009, 11:57 AM
PSINXS

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Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

*rams muffin up yo ass* :2up:

oh hell nah! im about to put somethin up your ass......:idb:
12-17-2009, 11:58 AM
ilovemyhonda.

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Originally Posted by PSINXS

oh hell nah! im about to put somethin up your ass......:idb:

doub it... to little get hard.
12-17-2009, 11:59 AM
ilovemyhonda.

ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h
12-17-2009, 12:00 PM
PSINXS

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Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

doub it... to little get hard.

ahahahahaha dont make me smack u cross the forehead with it. u gonna be needin an advil.
12-17-2009, 12:02 PM
ilovemyhonda.

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Originally Posted by PSINXS

ahahahahaha dont make me smack u cross the forehead with it. u gonna be needin an advil.

mushroom stamp ftl!
12-17-2009, 12:03 PM
JDMbabe

girl i agree.
12-17-2009, 12:03 PM
PSINXS

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Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

mushroom stamp ftl!

quit frontin like u dont like it.

on a sidenote, who got da loud?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5W92...feature=autofb
12-17-2009, 12:21 PM
PSINXS

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Originally Posted by LizBiz

1. Enjoy your life. You only got one. Do it right cuz you get no second chances and you could die tomorrow.

2. Enjoy your life. You only got one. Do it right cuz you get no second chances and you could die tomorrow.

3. Don't look for a bf/gf. Live your life how YOU want to for YOU. The right person will go with your flow. Wanting is bad. When you start wanting stuff you start to settle for anything cuz you just want someBODY. Be happy in the moment. Shit gets old and lonely but you can be with somebody and still feel the same way ;)

4. Did I say enjoy your life already?

fail Ppost!!!!! 1 n 2 are the same thing. i demand a recount.
12-17-2009, 12:23 PM
xxbckiexx

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Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

Okay, let's see. I am Itialian and I have a big toosh. I have a full time job. I pay my own bills. I have my own apartment. I have my own car. I take care of my son. I am pretty simple if you ask me. SOOOOOOO, guys are clearly the one's with the issues! :yes:

All i heard in that sentence was "I'm arrogant, I'm a grown ass women who can take care of myself, and I don't need no man lookin after me! I'm independent, I N D E P E N D E N T WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT ME?!" That's probably why you can't find a man. All the things you listed have no bearing in a working relationship, with a man that's supposed to be the provider. Taking care of your son is the only thing you're obligated to do. Paying bills is a plus, but you should be more concentrated on sucking his dick and making him dinner. Lose the job, and get back in the kitchen. You take these helpful hints and you'll have a guy that will stick by you in no time.
12-17-2009, 01:11 PM
stormcrow

http://www.lansystem.com/jh/seinfeld.gif
12-17-2009, 01:32 PM
ilovemyhonda.

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxbckiexx

All i heard in that sentence was "I'm arrogant, I'm a grown ass women who can take care of myself, and I don't need no man lookin after me! I'm independent, I N D E P E N D E N T WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT ME?!" That's probably why you can't find a man. All the things you listed have no bearing in a working relationship, with a man that's supposed to be the provider. Taking care of your son is the only thing you're obligated to do. Paying bills is a plus, but you should be more concentrated on sucking his dick and making him dinner. Lose the job, and get back in the kitchen. You take these helpful hints and you'll have a guy that will stick by you in no time.

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::goodjob::tongue1:
12-17-2009, 01:51 PM
EL42

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Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

Ya know, you and your g/f have very wierd techniques..you shittin soap so your shit smells good and your girl shoving chicken in her vag and pushing it out ontop of a plate to serve you dinner...very very ummmmm :screwy:

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
12-17-2009, 01:56 PM
DriVaH

lol
12-17-2009, 02:14 PM
stillaneon

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Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

GUYS STINK!

That is all.

:cry::(

Thanks
12-17-2009, 02:16 PM
ilovemyhonda.

NUTS I TELL YOU!
12-17-2009, 02:16 PM
Bajjani

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Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

NUTS I TELL YOU!

chocolate salty balls
12-17-2009, 02:16 PM
ilovemyhonda.

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Originally Posted by stillaneon

Thanks

come again...:goodjob::taun:
12-17-2009, 02:17 PM
ilovemyhonda.

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Originally Posted by Bajjani

chocolate salty balls

maybe later, i am pretty full at the moment.
12-17-2009, 02:17 PM
stillaneon

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Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

come again...:goodjob::taun:

That's just mean
12-17-2009, 02:19 PM
bdydrpdmazda

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Originally Posted by stormcrow

http://www.lansystem.com/jh/seinfeld.gif

:lmfao: thanks but.......no thanks, im out! :lmfao:
12-17-2009, 02:24 PM
ilovemyhonda.

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Originally Posted by stillaneon

That's just mean

okay, you are very welcome. now go take a shower your dirty boy.
12-17-2009, 02:24 PM
xxbckiexx

Whatever you do, don't take advice from lizbiz. T hat bitch is single, has been and will be for the rest of her life. Unless she ad hears to my strict code of pleasing your man, then maybe, she's got a shot at true happiness.
12-17-2009, 02:25 PM
ilovemyhonda.

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxbckiexx

Whatever you do, don't take advice from lizbiz. T hat bitch is single, has been and will be for the rest of her life. Unless she ad hears to my strict code of pleasing your man, then maybe, she's got a shot at true happiness.

pleasing goes both ways ya know.. i go down, you go down, we go down together.. ( not you in specific) :yes:

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