its easy really..... hide the toilet paper......

hide her clean underwear....


pour all the milk down the drain and sabatoge all 2 part ingredient meals...


turn off the breaker to the living room


turn off the hot water heater or put it on a low setting


vineger in her toothpaste or cinimon oil if your really ballsy

swap her body wash for shampoo and swap conditioner....


put dish soap in her shampoo.


these are all things you should do before rolling out for at least 3-4 hours..... chances are shell get caught by one or more...... like.... no tp so she takes a shower the water gets cold as fuck and she has dishsoap in her hair. shes shivering as she rinses her hair halfway in the shower. realizes theres something wrong and her hair is all dry.... goes to put conditioner in and WTF. gets out to put clothes on and there no undies.......... and you can pretty much imagine the rest......




i did this one time when my girl said i was lazy and didnt do shit all day...... well i proved her wrong.... she also told meif i ever did it again shed kill me..... shes korean and she was prolly telling the truth