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    its easy really..... hide the toilet paper......

    hide her clean underwear....


    pour all the milk down the drain and sabatoge all 2 part ingredient meals...


    turn off the breaker to the living room


    turn off the hot water heater or put it on a low setting


    vineger in her toothpaste or cinimon oil if your really ballsy

    swap her body wash for shampoo and swap conditioner....


    put dish soap in her shampoo.


    these are all things you should do before rolling out for at least 3-4 hours..... chances are shell get caught by one or more...... like.... no tp so she takes a shower the water gets cold as fuck and she has dishsoap in her hair. shes shivering as she rinses her hair halfway in the shower. realizes theres something wrong and her hair is all dry.... goes to put conditioner in and WTF. gets out to put clothes on and there no undies.......... and you can pretty much imagine the rest......




    i did this one time when my girl said i was lazy and didnt do shit all day...... well i proved her wrong.... she also told meif i ever did it again shed kill me..... shes korean and she was prolly telling the truth

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    Quote Originally Posted by dallasb84 View Post
    its easy really..... hide the toilet paper......

    hide her clean underwear....


    pour all the milk down the drain and sabatoge all 2 part ingredient meals...


    turn off the breaker to the living room


    turn off the hot water heater or put it on a low setting


    vineger in her toothpaste or cinimon oil if your really ballsy

    swap her body wash for shampoo and swap conditioner....


    put dish soap in her shampoo.


    these are all things you should do before rolling out for at least 3-4 hours..... chances are shell get caught by one or more...... like.... no tp so she takes a shower the water gets cold as fuck and she has dishsoap in her hair. shes shivering as she rinses her hair halfway in the shower. realizes theres something wrong and her hair is all dry.... goes to put conditioner in and WTF. gets out to put clothes on and there no undies.......... and you can pretty much imagine the rest......




    i did this one time when my girl said i was lazy and didnt do shit all day...... well i proved her wrong.... she also told meif i ever did it again shed kill me..... shes korean and she was prolly telling the truth
    So what happens when you share:

    Shower, toothpaste, shampoo, body wash, tp, food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stillaneon View Post
    So what happens when you share:

    Shower, toothpaste, shampoo, body wash, tp, food.


    well if your smart you "hide" the tp

    but all that other shits not much money. hell its better than breaking dishes..... or more expensive shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by dallasb84 View Post
    its easy really..... hide the toilet paper......

    hide her clean underwear....


    pour all the milk down the drain and sabatoge all 2 part ingredient meals...


    turn off the breaker to the living room


    turn off the hot water heater or put it on a low setting


    vineger in her toothpaste or cinimon oil if your really ballsy

    swap her body wash for shampoo and swap conditioner....


    put dish soap in her shampoo.


    these are all things you should do before rolling out for at least 3-4 hours..... chances are shell get caught by one or more...... like.... no tp so she takes a shower the water gets cold as fuck and she has dishsoap in her hair. shes shivering as she rinses her hair halfway in the shower. realizes theres something wrong and her hair is all dry.... goes to put conditioner in and WTF. gets out to put clothes on and there no undies.......... and you can pretty much imagine the rest......




    i did this one time when my girl said i was lazy and didnt do shit all day...... well i proved her wrong.... she also told meif i ever did it again shed kill me..... shes korean and she was prolly telling the truth

    What about the overused "powder in the hair drier" trick... You like all that random shit that still fits together perfectly and does the job in one, not quick, but slow swoop .... "well baby, It's all down hill from here"...
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