yay!! now I am speechless
sup!?
Mornin crew rawksssssssssssssssssssssss
phook j00r fryday i done had a muffin! also this is what i wrote on kash's wall in facebook... i felt it was pertinent to todays topic of choice being friday and all
look here man i was straight cruisin my facebook and this side box was all like... "hey...jm? look ya boy cash money been feelin a little emo lonesome lately. why not stop on his page and write some kind of warm heartfelt message ya know? spice up his morning latte with a little jm no homo wub"
and i was all like "shiiiiiii kash don't need my lub, he's like the santa claus rollin on dubs! his sleigh is filled with milk, cookies, and a trunk bumpin a set of 15's to that new mix tape. He don't need me no mo"
and then it sent me a message and was like. "Look here, i'm the mau fookin facebook, you gunna do what i say or you gunna get raped! now get over there and post something fo i delete yo account, send spam mail to yo peeps, and make sure the world knows you still sleep with a nightlight on"
so then i couldn't just stop man, "Oh well why didn't you say all that to begin with, shiii i love kash!? who doesn't? he's like the buttah to ya bread...the milk to ya cookies... i'd even go as far to say, the camber to yo 18 x 10's. can't live without'm in that no homo auto way."
so yeah also... seriously facebook peoples is scurry! look what they be like?
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mundy billzors >>>>>>> KIT CHEN! and i ain't talkin about the fine chinese girl either!
i'm sorry what was that? i couldn't hear you while you're in there in teh kitchen
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purp check y0 facebook massages
JM Isaacson December 11 at 9:44am
dear kevin, this is the delicious cake factory. or rather, this is JM...i've been chosen as the representative for the delicious cake factory... it seems as though the application you sent in to us was not complete. you left a few questions open and they have deemed me the person to continue your interview.. lets get started here, please chose all that apply.
*ahem*
1) Which of these do you find yourself sometimes completely and uncontrollably drawn towards?
-a- Bewbies
-b- delicious cakes
-c- delicious cakes in the shapes of bewbies
-d- bewbies covered in delicious cakes
2) Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
-a- making delicious cakes
-b- doing some other form of job working for delicious cakes
-c- official retailer/wholesaler of delicious cakes
-d- i don't like delicious cakes, could i have some brocolli
3) Who would you say is your greatest hero/role model in life?
-a- little tammy wunderbar from germany (national delicious cake eating champ)
-b- Little Debbie for making such delicious cakes and treats
-c- Betty crocker
-d- martha stewart but only when making delicious cakes.
thank you for your time.
1. all the above
2. A
3. B
This thread has failed to reach epicness so far...
Will you make me a buubie cake?
brian -- moarning
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bewbie cakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
negative. post it or i think about gettin my mod powuhz back and banning j00!
i think he's requesting a cake that has lots of,.... quality assets... and maybe a little more time spent on the gym floor than the dough board lol
SHORYUKEN v. FACEBOOK: press up,up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Enter key, then right click then press up and down and magic crcles will appear. the only way to get rid of them are to log off or refresh the page....the shit works for real.
FOR JM!
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"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
checking back in for epicness
still lacking, be back in 10