i do it because of all the starving africans in africa that wont stop bullshitting and get a real job.

i throw good food away so a mexican or high school drop out can load a box of stoufers 3 cheese lasagna on a truck headed to walmart delivering another 2 lbs of goodness in a tray to me.

i use way too much toilet paper because i like my ass clean and because trees are fucking fags and should be cut down so i have something to smear shit on.

i leave my water running when im brushing my teeth because some fuking commy in north korea wishes he had clean water and to fight communism im gonna do my best to use it all before he gets some.

i drive in high gear and most full throttle because fuck you and your clean air act.... if i gotta smell pollution im gonna make it worse for the asshole behind me that would gladly sue if i ran into him.

i dont use condoms cuz it feels better.

i leave the lights on at night because i have energy saving lights bulbs but if i turn them off id be fucking an american out of a job that relys on a overwhelmed power grid.

i hire mexicans at quick trip to rake leaves and invite my friends over to watch them and drink beer that i usually dont finish because i have a taste for cold beer not luke warm spit wash that some poor mother fucker would drink.