Have you ever....

[StreetHazard]

I texted a picture of my penis to my old boss once when I was I drunk, I don't remember who I was "supposed" to be sending it too but either way it wasen't going to be good.

she replied back something smartass like "thanks Brian, I always wondered what it looked like"

[Catnip]

One time I IM'ed a friend.

His mom was on the computer.

She politely replied, "hey!" back.

I had just raced a random car and won. I don't remember what it was, but it was impressive. So I said, "you want to hear about a raping?"

Surely his mom would've told me it wasn't him before then, but nope.

So I send that IM.

"My friend" replies, "sure, lol"

I promptly type out, "My dick and your mom's vagina!"

After a minute, she replied, "Oh yea, this is Ryan's mom... I'll tell him you said hi."

[PSINXS]

One time I IM'ed a friend.

His mom was on the computer.

She politely replied, "hey!" back.

I had just raced a random car and won. I don't remember what it was, but it was impressive. So I said, "you want to hear about a raping?"

Surely his mom would've told me it wasn't him before then, but nope.

So I send that IM.

"My friend" replies, "sure, lol"

I promptly type out, "My dick and your mom's vagina!"

After a minute, she replied, "Oh yea, this is Ryan's mom... I'll tell him you said hi."

question is did she let u fuck?