Plane Emergency...
As a plane is losing power, a pilot comes over the intercom and says "Sorry it has to come to this folks, but weve already let the luggage go and the plane is continuing to lose speed and altitude, I hate to have to do this, but now we're going to have to start releasing passengers in alphabetical order, beginning with the letter A. So are there any African Americans?" No one answers. "OK, now the letter B, are there any Blacks?" Still no answer. "Alright, now C, are there any Colored people? Any Colored people?" Silence. A black child turns to his mother and asks "Arent we African, Black, and Colored?" His mother turns to him and says "Honey, today we are N!GGAS! Let dem Mexicans go first!" The little black boy turns to the little mexican child and laughs. The mexican kid laughs back and says "Today, Im a WETBACK, so get ready to jump my N!GGA!"
Originally Posted by Echonova
