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    Default QUICK QUESTION : Do You Know...

    the Muffin Man?

    The Muffin Man. The Muffin Man.

    Do you know the Muffin Man who lives on Muffin Lane?




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    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    ''The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin
    Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
    Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside
    Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
    He turns to us and speaks:

    Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!

    Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing
    Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk
    Yuk... lets try that again...!) he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
    Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.
    Later he says:

    Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
    There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
    Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin! ''

    Bozzio for president.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revmaynard View Post
    ''The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin
    Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
    Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside
    Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
    He turns to us and speaks:

    Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!

    Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing
    Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk
    Yuk... lets try that again...!) he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
    Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.
    Later he says:

    Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
    There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
    Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin! ''
    It appears young lad that that you are acquainted with or at one point was acquainted w/ this dear fellow... not only that --- you seem to have developed a finely tuned tongue for finely prepared bakeries.

    Can you have him give me a call the next time you speak with him?
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J View Post
    the Muffin Man?

    The Muffin Man. The Muffin Man.

    Do you know the Muffin Man who lives on Muffin Lane?




    PS: I'm drumk.





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    Wrong. He lives on Drury Lane.


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    Where the eff have you been? Me and Bam have been trying to get in touch with you.

    Bozzio for president.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjmastertech View Post
    Wrong. He lives on Drury Lane.
    Well - the alcoholic beverages that I have compsumed ( ) has altered my internal GPS. It's quite possible sir that the aforementioned Mufffin Man lives on Drury. However, I'm not very familiar w/ that area of town.
    Last edited by BABY J; 12-05-2009 at 04:24 PM.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    You're drunk already? I'll be over to help you consume the rest of your stash in a few man.
    You know better; next time will be a ban.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J View Post
    Well - the alcoholic beverages that I have compsumed ( ) has altered my internal GPS. It's quite possible sir that the aforementioned Mufffin Man lives on Drury. However, I'm not very familiar w/ that area of town.
    I heard that Pilsbury got beat up and they stole his biscuits over there last weekend. Crime really sucks during the holidays.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjmastertech View Post
    Wrong. He lives on Drury Lane.
    I was thinking the same thing

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    There is more than 1 Muffin Manz fuckers.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J View Post
    There is more than 1 Muffin Manz fuckers.
    Stop trying to fix your drunken fuck ups. There is one...and there will always be ONE muffin man!!

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    You seem to know a lot about him... you fucked him didn't you?
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjmastertech View Post
    Wrong. He lives on Drury Lane.

    lol

    Paul "your bullshit makes the flowers grow"

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    I think I may have found his bakery. It is in Virginia.

    Muffin Man Bakery
    280 W Main St
    Abingdon, VA 24210


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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J View Post
    You seem to know a lot about him... you fucked him didn't you?
    What can I say?? That man knows his muffins

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