Well, going to Chair Force boot camp is like taking a trip to a rehab clinic.Originally Posted by bluuuurr
Words of advice are as follows.
1. Do EXACTLY what they tell you to do.
2. Don't sneak Porn into Boot Camp. If your friends or parent send you some, get rid of it.
3. Do your VERY best. ESPECIALLY in your secondary school. The better you do, the better your number will be to hand pick your orders following school. Do the best, you get the best pick of everything available. Least thats how it was when I went through Boot Camp.
4. Don't meet some bimbo and get married. Chicks look for patsies fresh out of boot camp to latch on to. You will go on deployment, come home and all your shit will be gone.
The Holy Grail of information I am about to bestow upon you. So read carefully.
5. When you get a prostitute (don't say you won't, EVERYONE does) ALWAYS!!!!! and I mean ALWAYS!!!!!! do her with your boots on. Here's the reason why. In most foreign countries, unless you go to an established brothel, Hookers are in league with bad people. Yes, I know, it's hard to believe but it's true. And with that being said, if you get attacked and try to run they will sprinkle broken glass outside the door. If you have no boots on, you run through the glass.....down, robbed, beaten and maybe kidnapped and killed. But......enterprising young GI that you are because you listened to Grandpa Glides, you kept your Whore Stomping boots on and are free to kick a little ass with your jimmy swinging. Because there is NO beatdown like a beatdown given from a man with no clothes on.
6. GO PLACES!!!!!. Don't screw up like I did. My first orders were to Japan, I turned them down for orders to Florida. Now, I did see 17 different countries, banged 7 prostitutes (using the Grocery Store theory, Double Bag the product to prevent breakage) hung out with Russian fisherman, attacked by Green Peace, picked up by the African Militia at gunpoint, had our boat taken by a team of 8 Navy Seals in less than 8 minutes and taken into custody in a Presidential Gun Scare. So my orders turned out to be great. But don't mess up and take orders close to home cause of this and that. Get the fuck out and see shit man. You will remember it for the rest of your life.
7. DO NOT GET INTO TROUBLE OVERSEAS!!!!!!
8. Had to add this. You will get a class on this most likely after getting there. But do not buy a car from the local Butt Rape car lots or Motorcycle dealers that are right around base. You will get hosed. high interest rates, low quality. It won't matter much to you since they will take it out of your pay and you never see it.....but don't do it. Trust me on this cause I got my ass opened up by one of em when I first got there over a Motorcycle. It takes years for your butt to close after that one.
There you have it. Go.....have fun.....get your shit on and live it up man.
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