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  1. 12-02-2009, 07:51 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    Tonight go into the kitchen, make the best damn sammich and pie you ever made and serve it to your man, and serve it to him TOPLESS!


    All the shit we have to put up with , theyll appreciate it.


    Nuff said.
    Um. I do this everyday. Literally. Maybe not pie everyday, but cake, brownies, cupcakes, etc. How do you think I have kept my man on lock for almost 10 years? I know what he has to put up with and I know the 2 things that make him stay. Head and food. Boom!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tracy View Post
    Um. I do this everyday. Literally. Maybe not pie everyday, but cake, brownies, cupcakes, etc. How do you think I have kept my man on lock for almost 10 years? I know what he has to put up with and I know the 2 things that make him stay. Head and food. Boom!

    Oh man, I want you so hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catnip View Post
    Oh man, I want you so hard.
    Too bad I am taken :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catnip View Post
    Oh man, I want you so hard.
    It's true...he talks about you all the time :\
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tracy View Post
    Too bad I am taken :P

    YA BOY BETTER WATCH HIS STEP OR YOU'LL BE TAKEN






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    Man i think I'm getting old.

    I'd take a TV dinner, and a handjob on the bare breasts.. then GTFO of the way so I can play more MW2.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chouston86 View Post
    So this is how it goes down when I beat you I want the cash and the respect. To some people thats more important. Sounds familiar?
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    My girlfriend fries me chicken, puts it in her pussy, squats above a plate, and pushes it out. It's so fucking good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    who would want a yankee??
    Hey I resent that comment.
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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    Quote Originally Posted by redGT View Post
    Hey I resent that comment.
    Cool...I don't
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tracy View Post
    Um. I do this everyday. Literally. Maybe not pie everyday, but cake, brownies, cupcakes, etc. How do you think I have kept my man on lock for almost 10 years? I know what he has to put up with and I know the 2 things that make him stay. Head and food. Boom!
    He's not on lock. I already hit that one day in the shop.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    dont forget the beer!

    shit needs to be opened before its on the table too LMAO
    x2.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redGT View Post
    Hey I resent that comment.
    Shes specifically hated on MA born residents

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    Quote Originally Posted by blaknoize View Post
    Shes specifically hated on MA born residents
    No northerner is better than another...they all suck just the same.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    No northerner is better than another...they all suck just the same.
    LOL. Good thing I'm a mut. Not actually from any where up there just have family up there.
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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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  15. 12-02-2009, 09:49 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    My girlfriend fries me chicken, puts it in her pussy, squats above a plate, and pushes it out. It's so fucking good.

    hahaha +repped.

    Quote Originally Posted by MidLifeCrisis View Post
    Man i think I'm getting old.

    I'd take a TV dinner, and a handjob on the bare breasts.. then GTFO of the way so I can play more MW2.
    you are as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chouston86 View Post
    So this is how it goes down when I beat you I want the cash and the respect. To some people thats more important. Sounds familiar?
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    Quote Originally Posted by redGT View Post
    LOL. Good thing I'm a mut. Not actually from any where up there just have family up there.
    Well then...as long as you prefer south over north...you're good in my book
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    Quote Originally Posted by MidLifeCrisis View Post
    your breasts are spectacular.

    Thanks, not the first time I heard that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    Well then...as long as you prefer south over north...you're good in my book
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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    Quote Originally Posted by teh bri View Post
    Thanks, not the first time I heard that.
    well shit, it was news to me, haha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chouston86 View Post
    So this is how it goes down when I beat you I want the cash and the respect. To some people thats more important. Sounds familiar?
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  21. 12-02-2009, 10:50 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by MidLifeCrisis View Post
    well shit, it was news to me, haha.
    Then you've been missing out on alot of shit.


    Just sayin'..

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    BRI GET THE FUCK OUT AND BACK TO THE KITCHEN
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed View Post
    BRI GET THE FUCK OUT AND BACK TO THE KITCHEN
    You mean get back to the aim conversation with you?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    Well then...as long as you prefer south over north...you're good in my book
    You mean inbred hicks with mullets?
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    I make food all the time for my man. Usually make him cookies or brownies for SURE every time.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLx...layer_embedded
    response from 03RCode: Hell, it turns me on. I have a steel hard erection as speak

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttons View Post
    I make food all the time for my man. Usually make him cookies or brownies for SURE every time.
    You're 19, your menu consists of fruit loops, orange juice , and saturday morning cartoons.



    I posted WOMEN in a relationship













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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    You're 19, your menu consists of fruit loops, orange juice , and saturday morning cartoons.



    I posted WOMEN in a relationship













    My girl is 13, she's still fascinated with my cock as a meal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    You're 19, your menu consists of fruit loops, orange juice , and saturday morning cartoons.



    I posted WOMEN in a relationship













    my meal i cooked myself last night was new york strip steak and some potatoes.... lol

    so wrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttons View Post
    I make food all the time for my man. Usually make him cookies or brownies for SURE every time.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    My girl is 13, she's still fascinated with my cock as a meal.

    wow

    you win, I got nothing
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    fucking bitches always thinking we owe them something, the fucking nerve
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J View Post
    it's early. been up all morning studying for exams.

    i make food all the time, but it's usually brownies or cookies.
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    ^^ Just giving u a hard time.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J View Post
    ^^ Just giving u a hard time.
    i don't really remember writing that post. i took a nap since then. haha
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    I want a beer along with the sammich and pie
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttons View Post
    my meal i cooked myself last night was new york strip steak and some potatoes.... lol

    so wrong
    Yeah cuz that takes a lot of skill

    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    maybe some people like tasting teh dookiez?
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    I love to cook Italian food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Okie_doke. View Post
    Yeah cuz that takes a lot of skill
    i don't care if it takes no skill or a lot of skill. that steak was delicious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tracy View Post
    Um. I do this everyday. Literally. Maybe not pie everyday, but cake, brownies, cupcakes, etc. How do you think I have kept my man on lock for almost 10 years? I know what he has to put up with and I know the 2 things that make him stay. Head and food. Boom!
    you so need to teach a class or somthing to pass this on to the youth.lol
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