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12-02-2009, 07:51 PM
Tracy

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Originally Posted by Nemesis

Tonight go into the kitchen, make the best damn sammich and pie you ever made and serve it to your man, and serve it to him TOPLESS!

All the shit we have to put up with , theyll appreciate it.

Nuff said.

Um. I do this everyday. Literally. Maybe not pie everyday, but cake, brownies, cupcakes, etc. How do you think I have kept my man on lock for almost 10 years? I know what he has to put up with and I know the 2 things that make him stay. Head and food. Boom!
12-02-2009, 07:53 PM
Catnip

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Originally Posted by Tracy

Um. I do this everyday. Literally. Maybe not pie everyday, but cake, brownies, cupcakes, etc. How do you think I have kept my man on lock for almost 10 years? I know what he has to put up with and I know the 2 things that make him stay. Head and food. Boom!

Oh man, I want you so hard.
12-02-2009, 07:58 PM
Tracy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catnip

Oh man, I want you so hard.

Too bad I am taken :P
12-02-2009, 08:00 PM
roxie911

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catnip

Oh man, I want you so hard.

It's true...he talks about you all the time :\
12-02-2009, 08:01 PM
Catnip

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tracy

Too bad I am taken :P

YA BOY BETTER WATCH HIS STEP OR YOU'LL BE TAKEN

lol :ninja:
12-02-2009, 08:11 PM
MidLifeCrisis

Man i think I'm getting old.

I'd take a TV dinner, and a handjob on the bare breasts.. then GTFO of the way so I can play more MW2.
12-02-2009, 08:15 PM
Elbow

My girlfriend fries me chicken, puts it in her pussy, squats above a plate, and pushes it out. It's so fucking good.
12-02-2009, 08:16 PM
Alan®

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Originally Posted by roxie911

who would want a yankee?? :thinking:

Hey I resent that comment.
12-02-2009, 08:19 PM
roxie911

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Originally Posted by redGT

Hey I resent that comment.

Cool...I don't
12-02-2009, 08:20 PM
BABY J

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tracy

Um. I do this everyday. Literally. Maybe not pie everyday, but cake, brownies, cupcakes, etc. How do you think I have kept my man on lock for almost 10 years? I know what he has to put up with and I know the 2 things that make him stay. Head and food. Boom!

He's not on lock. I already hit that one day in the shop.
12-02-2009, 08:24 PM
G.C

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Originally Posted by oneSLOWex

dont forget the beer!

shit needs to be opened before its on the table too LMAO

x2.
12-02-2009, 08:48 PM
blaknoize

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Originally Posted by redGT

Hey I resent that comment.

Shes specifically hated on MA born residents
12-02-2009, 08:51 PM
roxie911

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Originally Posted by blaknoize

Shes specifically hated on MA born residents

No northerner is better than another...they all suck just the same.
12-02-2009, 09:47 PM
Alan®

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Originally Posted by roxie911

No northerner is better than another...they all suck just the same.

LOL. Good thing I'm a mut. Not actually from any where up there just have family up there.
12-02-2009, 09:49 PM
teh bri

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Originally Posted by simontibbett

My girlfriend fries me chicken, puts it in her pussy, squats above a plate, and pushes it out. It's so fucking good.

hahaha +repped. :lmfao:

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Originally Posted by MidLifeCrisis

Man i think I'm getting old.

I'd take a TV dinner, and a handjob on the bare breasts.. then GTFO of the way so I can play more MW2.

you are as well. :lmfao:
12-02-2009, 10:44 PM
MidLifeCrisis

..
12-02-2009, 10:45 PM
roxie911

Quote:

Originally Posted by redGT

LOL. Good thing I'm a mut. Not actually from any where up there just have family up there.

Well then...as long as you prefer south over north...you're good in my book :goodjob:
12-02-2009, 10:47 PM
teh bri

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Originally Posted by MidLifeCrisis

your breasts are spectacular.

Thanks, not the first time I heard that.
12-02-2009, 10:49 PM
Alan®

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Originally Posted by roxie911

Well then...as long as you prefer south over north...you're good in my book :goodjob:

;):goodjob:
12-02-2009, 10:49 PM
MidLifeCrisis

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Originally Posted by teh bri

Thanks, not the first time I heard that.

well shit, it was news to me, haha.
12-02-2009, 10:50 PM
teh bri

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Originally Posted by MidLifeCrisis

well shit, it was news to me, haha.

Then you've been missing out on alot of shit.

Just sayin'..
12-02-2009, 10:55 PM
Ed

BRI GET THE FUCK OUT AND BACK TO THE KITCHEN
12-02-2009, 10:58 PM
teh bri

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Originally Posted by Ed

BRI GET THE FUCK OUT AND BACK TO THE KITCHEN

You mean get back to the aim conversation with you?! :lmfao:
12-03-2009, 09:19 AM
Mike Lowrey

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Originally Posted by roxie911

Well then...as long as you prefer south over north...you're good in my book :goodjob:

You mean inbred hicks with mullets?
12-03-2009, 09:44 AM
Buttons

I make food all the time for my man. Usually make him cookies or brownies for SURE every time.
12-03-2009, 09:50 AM
Nemesis

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Originally Posted by Buttons

I make food all the time for my man. Usually make him cookies or brownies for SURE every time.

You're 19, your menu consists of fruit loops, orange juice , and saturday morning cartoons.

I posted WOMEN in a relationship :lmfao:

:tongue1:
12-03-2009, 09:52 AM
Elbow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nemesis

You're 19, your menu consists of fruit loops, orange juice , and saturday morning cartoons.

I posted WOMEN in a relationship :lmfao:

:tongue1:

My girl is 13, she's still fascinated with my cock as a meal.
12-03-2009, 09:54 AM
Buttons

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nemesis

You're 19, your menu consists of fruit loops, orange juice , and saturday morning cartoons.

I posted WOMEN in a relationship :lmfao:

:tongue1:

my meal i cooked myself last night was new york strip steak and some potatoes.... lol

so wrong :)
12-03-2009, 10:40 AM
BABY J

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buttons

I make food all the time for my man. Usually make him cookies or brownies for SURE every time.

:thinking:
12-03-2009, 10:41 AM
StreetHazard

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Originally Posted by simontibbett

My girl is 13, she's still fascinated with my cock as a meal.

wow :D

you win, I got nothing
12-03-2009, 10:44 AM
bdydrpdmazda

fucking bitches always thinking we owe them something, the fucking nerve
12-03-2009, 11:48 AM
Buttons

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Originally Posted by BABY J

:thinking:

it's early. :( been up all morning studying for exams.

i make food all the time, but it's usually brownies or cookies.
12-03-2009, 11:52 AM
BABY J

^^ Just giving u a hard time. :)
12-03-2009, 11:53 AM
Buttons

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Originally Posted by BABY J

^^ Just giving u a hard time. :)

i don't really remember writing that post. i took a nap since then. haha
12-03-2009, 12:42 PM
thegovanator

I want a beer along with the sammich and pie
12-03-2009, 01:04 PM
Okie_doke.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buttons

my meal i cooked myself last night was new york strip steak and some potatoes.... lol

so wrong :)

Yeah cuz that takes a lot of skill :goodjob:
12-03-2009, 01:17 PM
ilovemyhonda.

I love to cook Italian food.
12-03-2009, 01:24 PM
civic gsr

damm right
12-03-2009, 01:27 PM
Buttons

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Originally Posted by Okie_doke.

Yeah cuz that takes a lot of skill :goodjob:

i don't care if it takes no skill or a lot of skill. that steak was delicious.
12-03-2009, 01:34 PM
EL42

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Originally Posted by Tracy

Um. I do this everyday. Literally. Maybe not pie everyday, but cake, brownies, cupcakes, etc. How do you think I have kept my man on lock for almost 10 years? I know what he has to put up with and I know the 2 things that make him stay. Head and food. Boom!

:D you so need to teach a class or somthing to pass this on to the youth.lol

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