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12-02-2009, 01:45 PM
lcortes32

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Originally Posted by MongolPup

Ah alright thanks buddy. I was pretty sure I had usar wrong. The errors in the ella.....panocha part were because I was trying to use present tense on the girl because I was asking a question.

Reps for helping a white boy.

No Prob Homie, Whites, Blacks, and Hispamics all one here in IA
12-02-2009, 01:45 PM
twinj

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Originally Posted by BABY J

Relationships are gay... not as gay as marriages, but definitely gay.

Fellas - do not give in to this shit. What you have done is create more problems for yourself.

1) She's on the phone RIGHT NOW w/ Heather saying "Hmmmm --- idk girl... he texted me outta the blue. He did something wrong." And Heather's dumb ass is saying "Yeah girl - I bet he has." Your dumb ass woman will listen to Heather although there is ZERO records in the history of Earth of Heather maintaining a relationship longer than a month. Men have a routine that women learn - when you BREAK that routine, you get fucked. Like a bee-line to the shower as soon as u walk in from fucking Heather (LOL) when you normally wait until after dinner to shower. She KNOWS something is up. Breaking routines is how we men get busted. If you never text 1st - DON'T START today. You haven't opened her car door in 7 years? Good - keep it that way.

2) Now you're on the hook. B/c if a week goes by w/out you texting AGAIN be prepared for "Oh, so what's up TODD?? The last time you texted me 1st was 02 December @ 11:46 - I remember b/c it was raining and you haven't done it SINCE. It's now 28Dec and I have to message you 1st ALL the time. Do you not love me anymore? Show some initiative!!" Way to go hero.

3) To all of you who did this shit you just took RELATIONSHIP advice from a girl. Fail.

Agreed! Cannot be said any better.
12-02-2009, 01:46 PM
MongolPup

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Originally Posted by BABY J

LOL @ MONGUL.... funny shit. But what are condoms?

A torture device created by in Egypt, Greece or Rome. Those barbaric fucks.
12-02-2009, 01:46 PM
lcortes32

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Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

Rubber material used to make balloon animals.

I KNEW IT:ninja:
12-02-2009, 01:47 PM
lcortes32

WHO ELSE NEEDS SOMETHING TRANSLATED I COULD USE THE REPS
12-02-2009, 01:48 PM
ilovemyhonda.

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Originally Posted by lcortes32

WHO ELSE NEEDS SOMETHING TRANSLATED I COULD USE THE REPS

How about you just teach me?
12-02-2009, 01:49 PM
MongolPup

Back on topic guys.

I dun need 2 text my gurl every day cuz she kno she my baby momma and i don't luv no other bitch she dont get jealous either she ain't no hatin azz bitch she just stay on da grind and lets daddy treat her like a princess
12-02-2009, 01:55 PM
LizBiz

This thread has been another LizBiz production.
12-02-2009, 01:57 PM
ilovemyhonda.

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Originally Posted by LizBiz

This thread has been another LizBiz production.

Where is the barcode?

(inside joke/card)
12-02-2009, 01:59 PM
stillaneon

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Originally Posted by LizBiz

This thread has been another LizBiz waste of time and bandwidth.

Fixed:goodjob:
12-02-2009, 01:59 PM
ilovemyhonda.

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Originally Posted by stillaneon

Fixed:goodjob:

meany :tongue1:
12-02-2009, 02:00 PM
lcortes32

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Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

How about you just teach me?

anytime baby...

i do private lessons
12-02-2009, 02:00 PM
LizBiz

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Originally Posted by MongolPup

Back on topic guys.

I dun need 2 text my gurl every day cuz she kno she my baby momma and i don't luv no other bitch she dont get jealous either she ain't no hatin azz bitch she just stay on da grind and lets daddy treat her like a princess

You know your ass don't have a girl!!!! Hahahahhhaaha!!! You can text me in the AM tho. The more the merrier!!
12-02-2009, 02:01 PM
ilovemyhonda.

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Originally Posted by lcortes32

anytime baby...

i do private lessons

I bet you do. Do you have nice soft hands?
12-02-2009, 02:02 PM
jhadleyh

i punched my fiance in the cooter this morning then she made me breakfast and then gave me a BJ before she went to class
12-02-2009, 02:02 PM
Nemesis

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Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

I bet you do. Do you have nice soft hands?

YOU CHEATIN ON ME WOMAN :lmfao:
12-02-2009, 02:03 PM
MistaCee

LOL wow.
12-02-2009, 02:03 PM
ilovemyhonda.

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Originally Posted by Nemesis

YOU CHEATIN ON ME WOMAN :lmfao:

uh uh uh uh uh i can explain.............................

well you see ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmm :cry:
12-02-2009, 02:03 PM
ilovemyhonda.

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Originally Posted by MistaCee

LOL wow.

GTFO. j/k hai!
12-02-2009, 02:04 PM
MongolPup

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Originally Posted by LizBiz

You know your ass don't have a girl!!!! Hahahahhhaaha!!! You can text me in the AM tho. The more the merrier!!

The world is not ready for MongolPup-lets ha
12-02-2009, 02:05 PM
Nemesis

hahahhaha @ mongolpuplets lol
12-02-2009, 02:05 PM
LizBiz

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Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

Where is the barcode?

(inside joke/card)

F that!!! I'm a sweet ass girl. Next time I do something to that degree of niceness I'll do it for someone who would do something back.
12-02-2009, 02:08 PM
MistaCee

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Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

GTFO. j/k hai!

Mama said don't talk to strangers.
12-02-2009, 02:16 PM
ilovemyhonda.

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Originally Posted by MistaCee

Mama said don't talk to strangers.

But I bet you take candy from strangers :ninja::idb:
12-02-2009, 02:16 PM
ilovemyhonda.

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Originally Posted by LizBiz

F that!!! I'm a sweet ass girl. Next time I do something to that degree of niceness I'll do it for someone who would do something back.

I feel you. See what I mean about the whole situation now lol
12-02-2009, 02:17 PM
MistaCee

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Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

But I bet you take candy from strangers :ninja::idb:

Lol maybe but it has to be in a wrapper.:lmfao:
12-02-2009, 02:19 PM
lcortes32

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Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

I bet you do. Do you have nice soft hands?

Of course i do...

I treat my woman like i treat my car i baby them..:idb:
12-02-2009, 03:04 PM
Me86Rob

ill txt her when i damn well feel like it

naw i txtd her when i woke up today
12-02-2009, 03:07 PM
quickdodge®

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Originally Posted by LizBiz

You stated your opinion and I respected it.

By trying to talk shit? Respect. Yeah.

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Originally Posted by LizBiz

Now you do the same. No where did I say girls EXPECT it, Now stop giving me a damn hard time cunt!!

Hmmmm. THe post behind the link HERE!!! says differently.

And I don't show respect to anyone that resorts to name calling. Later, QD.
12-02-2009, 03:10 PM
Njobe

lol
12-02-2009, 03:16 PM
xxbckiexx

GAME
SET
MATCH.
12-02-2009, 03:54 PM
Echonova

I would send one to my wife but the stove doesn't receive text messages.

Neither does the dishwasher.

Edit: PS I'm not reading 8 pages of crap.
12-02-2009, 04:17 PM
ilovemyhonda.

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Originally Posted by Echonova

I would send one to my wife but the stove doesn't receive text messages.

Neither does the dishwasher.

Edit: PS I'm not reading 8 pages of crap.

:lmfao:
12-02-2009, 04:24 PM
stillaneon

See, I don't believe a word Liz says when she talks about, "Her friends being jealous"

Everyone knows that her "Friends" are either made up, or made out of plastic/silicon.
12-02-2009, 04:34 PM
The Ren

Coming from a girls perspective I totally get where QD, Mike, and baby j are coming from to an extent. I have told my current boyfriend I love him and I do.. we have been good friends for over 8 years and yes I plan on marrying him. The two of us talk constantly throughout the day on text or online because we are in different states.. but when we are together.. Its ok if I go out with the girls and him with the guy and I dont hear from him. I know he loves me and vice versa..
12-02-2009, 04:47 PM
Vteckidd

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Originally Posted by PSINXS

sandpaper condoms ftl.

trojan condoms ftl

like R kelly said

"i say fuckem with a sandpaper dick"
12-02-2009, 04:47 PM
Vteckidd

I spit my drink out when i read this HAHAHA

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I mean shit maybe I just wanna put a table in between us w/ some fucking food on it.
12-02-2009, 05:02 PM
VooDooXII

Oh wait THAT is why I don't have a girlfriend!

I don't have a text plan.
12-02-2009, 05:09 PM
BABY J

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Originally Posted by Vteckidd

I spit my drink out when i read this HAHAHA

LOL.

"Women: Complicating uncomplicated shit since they were invented."
12-02-2009, 05:43 PM
§treet_§peed

I used to txt and/or call my ex-fiance all the time while I was at work. Same with pretty much every other girl I've been with.

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