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  1. 11-30-2009, 11:01 AM #1
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    Default got this in a email... made me lol, sorta


    I was so depressed last night thinking aboutthe economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings,Social Security, retirement funds,etc......


    I called Lifeline.
    Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan .
    I told them I was suicidal.
    They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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  2. 11-30-2009, 11:04 AM #2
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    I guess this officially kicks off "Old Jokes Week" for this week. Lolol. Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ View Post
    I guess this officially kicks off "Old Jokes Week" for this week. Lolol. Later, QD.
    everything is old for you, old man. lolol
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  4. 11-30-2009, 11:10 AM #4
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    Being at the book signing for the first release of the Bible does NOT make me old. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ View Post
    Being at the book signing for the first release of the Bible does NOT make me old. Later, QD.
    bahahahahhahahaha, +7 used good
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ View Post
    Being at the book signing for the first release of the Bible does NOT make me old. Later, QD.
    dude, that's not funny, I'm probably not too far behind you in age...I was at the second release...and Yoda owes me fucking $50...lemme know if you see that shifty bastard running around here will ya? I'm going to do my hair...

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    Ahahahahahaha, +reps/
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    lol at old people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by imperception View Post
    dude, that's not funny, I'm probably not too far behind you in age...I was at the second release...and Yoda owes me fucking $50...lemme know if you see that shifty bastard running around here will ya? I'm going to do my hair...
    lol yea the hair thing gets you man.
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    old people... I C dem

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    old people all around
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  12. 12-01-2009, 01:05 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by imperception View Post
    I'm probably not too far behind you in age....
    Since you gave a false birth date, I don't know. But I doubt it. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.G35 View Post
    lol at old people.

    lol i lirl'd at the ones in this thread


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    Don't see how you guys call QD old because he knew the joke. Its been around forever/
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    Dinosaurs were telling that joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ View Post
    Since you gave a false birth date, I don't know. But I doubt it. Later, QD.
    lol...some things never change

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    Dinosaurs were telling that joke.
    and you were there to hear it!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Njobe View Post
    and you were there to hear it!!!!
    I KEEL YOU!
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    I KEEL YOU!
    don't forget your cane
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    Quote Originally Posted by Njobe View Post
    and you were there to hear it!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Njobe View Post
    don't forget your cane
    He's only 26. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ View Post
    He's only 26. Later, QD.
    i know, meant it as sarcasm/joke.
    and he could be 26 and have a cane. you never know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex View Post
    I KEEL YOU!

    Oh look.. you could do death by walker!
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    luke, i am your father.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Njobe View Post
    luke, i am your father.
    I'll never join you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    how do ya know? that bitch is still on maury tryen to figure out who that baby daddy is!
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    Quote Originally Posted by imperception View Post
    I'll never join you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    you already have
    Quote Originally Posted by Kasper View Post
    how do ya know? that bitch is still on maury tryen to figure out who that baby daddy is!
    from the sex tapes
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    na ah.. that hoe be all up on maury screamin "i was jedi mind fucked! he made me drug myself and have sex with everyone"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kasper View Post
    na ah.. that hoe be all up on maury screamin "i was jedi mind fucked! he made me drug myself and have sex with everyone"
    spanish fly
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    HAHAHAHAHAH!!
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