Quote Originally Posted by Scrappy
K some have read my moms night events... along with being here... well another one already tonight....

I get home from NP meet, shes dead asleep. I am in my room on here, she comes in and punches me and here is the conversation...

Me- What was that for mom that kinda hurt!
Mom- SHUT UP BIG BABY! IM ON THE PHONE
Me- Well where is the phone if you are on it? because I dont see one
Mom- I SAID SHUT UP IM ON A CONFERENCE CALL! I HAVE A REPORT AND YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF
Me- K well I will be quiet *even though i was not loud* and let you get back to your conference call with no phone *smile*
Mom- Punches the shit out of me* STOP FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME, I SHOULD BE LAUGHING AT YOU BEING RETARDED! BITCH IM ON THE PHONE!!!
Me- K I will be quiet.
Mom- SHUT UP IM ON THE PHONE!

but she punches hard as hell sleep walking!
2 minutes of her standing there rolling her eyes she wakes from the dead and busts out laughing and was like "FUCK YOU YOU DONT LOVE ME!"

I woke up one morning for work... walked outside and tripped over my mom sleeping on the front porch. I contemplated leaving her there haha but my concious got the best of me and I woke her up. The "wtf why am I out here?" expression on her face was amazing. I still bring it up every once in a while to screw with her.