Wow. How blacked out do you have to be to pull off this parking job?

[tmoney11286]

So, it is 3 AM and I pull into the Apt. parking garage. What do I see??

[§treet_§peed]

Hey man, Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[thecrazyone]

bwahahah.

first post+second post= me spitting hot chocolate on my keyboard.

EDIT: but seriously, i dont think that person should have been driving/ i dont think that mirage owner will be happy in the morning.

[§treet_§peed]

Maybe the guy had a drunk chick in the car with him that he was wanting to get back to his apartment and bang her before she either passed out, puked, and/or sobered up.

[thecrazyone]

we should post this around, if not show them to the police/news and get the owner to explain.

could be internetz history.

[tmoney11286]

we should post this around, if not show them to the police/news and get the owner to explain.

could be internetz history.

I called the cops, not sure if they came.

What I learned from that is you have to sit on hold for a looong as time when you call APD....

[§treet_§peed]

That parking deck looks identical to the court house parking deck here in Gainesville.

[DeeAOne]

fucking lol. people are amazing.

[§treet_§peed]

Matchbox 20
"3 AM"

She say it's cold outside and she hands me my raincoat
She's always worried about things like that
She says it's all gonna end and it might as well be my fault
And she only sleeps when it's raining
And she screams and her voice is straining

[chorus]

She says baby
It's 3 am I must be lonely
When she says baby
Well I can't help but be scared of it all sometimes
Says the rain's gonna wash away I believe it

She's got a little bit of something, God it's better than nothing
And in her color portrait world she believes that she's got it all
She swears the moon don't hang quite as high as it used to
And she only sleeps when it's raining
And she screams and her voice is straining

[chorus]

She believes that life is made up of all that you're used to
And the clock on the wall has been stuck at three for days, and days
She thinks that happiness is a mat that sits on her doorway
But outside it's stopped raining

[chorus]

[stillaneon]

Matchbox 20
"3 AM"

She say it's cold outside and she hands me my raincoat
She's always worried about things like that
She says it's all gonna end and it might as well be my fault
And she only sleeps when it's raining
And she screams and her voice is straining

[chorus]

She says baby
It's 3 am I must be lonely
When she says baby
Well I can't help but be scared of it all sometimes
Says the rain's gonna wash away I believe it

She's got a little bit of something, God it's better than nothing
And in her color portrait world she believes that she's got it all
She swears the moon don't hang quite as high as it used to
And she only sleeps when it's raining
And she screams and her voice is straining

[chorus]

She believes that life is made up of all that you're used to
And the clock on the wall has been stuck at three for days, and days
She thinks that happiness is a mat that sits on her doorway
But outside it's stopped raining

[chorus]

What does a song about a cancer fighter have to do with a drunk driver?

[punkr6]

Got Milk? did that.....

[bdydrpdmazda]

shoulda called the cops to report the DUI

[dallasb84]

shoulda called the cops to report the DUI

yeah cuz bein a snitch is cool faggot

[tmoney11286]

yeah cuz bein a snitch is cool faggot

[speedminded]

yeah cuz bein a snitch is cool faggot

Almost as cool as killing people while driving under the influence right?

[§treet_§peed]

No I can say I have been blanked out before when I had my bike. Only once tho, and that was bad enough. Woke up the next day and couldn't remember anything from the time I left work til I woke up. Still dressed with with my bike jacket on and my helmet at my side, with my garage door up and my bike sitting right in front of it with the key still in it. Not from drinking tho.

[_Christian_]

My guess: college age chick, xanied the fuck out, coming back from a bar.

[§treet_§peed]

My guess: college age chick, xanied the fuck out, coming back from a bar.

Or someone slipped her the date rape drug, or she took a few tripple stacks and they didn't kick in until she was on her way home.

[bdydrpdmazda]

My guess: college age chick, xanied the fuck out, coming back from a bar.

sounds like a good guess

[§treet_§peed]

Why not just look up who the tag is registered too? I mean it is right there in the picture. Because I know there are several cops that either troll this forum and/or are members.

[Sol-Badguy]

KSU parking deck?

[tmoney11286]

KSU parking deck?

Westchester at Peachtree Valley in Buckhead.

[D3UC3S]

Thats a pretty bad parking job.. LOL

They probly thought they tapped the back wall and said "like a glove" in the Ace Ventura voice...LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[VQ35 Star]

Thats a pretty bad parking job.. LOL

They probly thought they tapped the back wall and said "like a glove" in the Ace Ventura voice...LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[b@d @pple]

i like xanied out college whores

[D3UC3S]

i like xanied out college whores

:boobies::idb:

[b@d @pple]

:boobies::idb:

but i like indecisive scandalous whores even more

[§treet_§peed]

i like xanied out college whores

I like xanied out and/or drunk college whores myself.

[D3UC3S]

LOL oh man...im fuckin rollin over here..LOL

[b@d @pple]

anyway..ill see you friday and the rolling can continue

[D3UC3S]

this is true...

back to drunk xanie panty bitches that can't park.....

[cm7k24]

lmao,

[JDMbabe]

bahahha.

[§treet_§peed]

Thread was epic.

[miragemaniac]

...poor mirage... i had a 01 sedan i loved that car *slaps accord driver*

[§treet_§peed]

Well technically, all they could of done was had the car towed. If the person did not come out and try to move it that is. Maybe gave her a ticket for improper parking. Because the cop didn't see the person behind the wheel there would be no proof that they were driving.

[Blitanicle99]

REPs