I HOPPED OFF THE PLANE AT LAX

[Catnip]

with a dream and my cardigan
welcome to the land of fame excess, (woah)
am I gonna fit in?

Jumped in the cab,
Here I am for the first time
Look to the right and I see the Hollywood sign
This is all so crazy
Everybody seems so famous

My tummys turnin and I'm feelin kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous,
That's when the taxi man turned on the radio
and a Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on

CHORUS:
So I put my hands up
They’re playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin’ my head like yeah
Moving my hips like yeah,
And I got my hands up,
They’re playin my song
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, It's a party in the USA
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

Get to the club in my taxi cab
Everybody's lookin at me now
Like “whos that chick, thats rockin’ kicks?
She gotta be from out of town”

So hard with my girls not around me
Its definitely not a Nashville party
Cause’ all I see are stilletos
I guess I never got the memo

My tummys turnin and I'm feelin kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous
That's when the D.J. dropped my favorite tune
and a Britney song was on
and the Britney song was on
and the Britney song was on

CHORUS:
So I put my hands up
They’re playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin’ my head like yeah
Moving my hips like yeah,
And I got my hands up,
They’re playin my song
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, It's a party in the USA
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

Feel like hoppin' on a flight (on a flight)
Back to my hometown tonight (town tonight)
Something stops me everytime (everytime)
The DJ plays my song and I feel alright!

CHORUS:
So I put my hands up
They’re playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin’ my head like yeah (Oh, nodding my head)
Moving my hips like yeah, (Ooh Yeah)
And I got my hands up,
They’re playin my song
I know I'm gonna be ok (gonna be okay)
Yeah (huh huh), It's a party in the USA (Yeah)
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

So I put my hands up
They’re playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away (flying away)
Noddin’ my head like yeah (nodding my head like yeah)
Moving my hips like yeah, (moving my hips like yeah)
And I got my hands up,
They’re playin my song
I know I'm gonna be ok (I'm gonna be okay)
Yeah (Yeah), It's a party in the USA
Yeah (hahaha), It's a party in the USA (Party in the USA!)

[Lurker]

Next time you sprinkle fairy dust on yourself, try not to use so much.

[Catnip]

Next time you sprinkle fairy dust on yourself, try not to use so much.

Next time your boyfriend sprinkes cum all over you, try to drown in it.

[SL33P3R]

This is the song I listen to semi loud with the windows down, then when I come to a redlight, I either turn the station, or turn it down alot. Just sayin

[u8myore0]

miley cirus ftw. HAHAHAHAH

[1990wade]

This is the song I listen to semi loud with the windows down, then when I come to a redlight, I either turn the station, or turn it down alot. Just sayin

haha

[lanning]

so the picture of chanel was cancelled out by this thread

[Lurker]

What's the difference between Evan and a squirrel?











Evans mouth can obviously hold more nuts.

[Glade]

why does every disney channel girl think they can sing?

[SL33P3R]

Id fuck Miley. Just sayin

[Catnip]

What's the difference between Evan and a squirrel?











Evans mouth can obviously hold more nuts.

What's the difference between a stool and Phil?













Phil is just for guys to sit on.

[lanning]

Id fuck Miley. Just sayin

i would have to agree with you sir lol and i still want your gs

[Lurker]

Know how to get Evan and 3 of his gay friends to hurry over?







Flip a stool over and tell them they have front row seats.

[Catnip]

What's the difference between a stool and Phil?


Phil is just for guys to sit on.

Know how to get Evan and 3 of his gay friends to hurry over?


Flip a stool over and tell them they have front row seats.

So, you can take 4 guys at once? Impressive, faggot.

[JDMfanatic]

know how i know this thread turned into to hidden sexual favors?

[Lurker]

Burn <<< Can you come up with one?

[Lurker]

www.learntoburn.com/evanneedsallthehelphecanget

[roxie911]

This is the song I listen to semi loud with the windows down, then when I come to a redlight, I either turn the station, or turn it down alot. Just sayin

I do that...except, I dance and sing and don't turn it down or change the station when I come to a redlight...I just sing louder

[Elbow]

My brother was just at LAX and none of this happened.

[crxsiguy]

My brother was just at LAX and none of this happened.

Maybe it did, but he was ashamed to tell you.. Food for thought

[Jason..]

Maybe it did, but he was ashamed to tell you.. Food for thought

I repped you for your sig..*sigh if only my face was between her ass cheeks.

[csmiths]

I repped you for your sig..*sigh if only my face was between her ass cheeks.

LMAO

[crxsiguy]

I repped you for your sig..*sigh if only my face was between her ass cheeks.

[Jason..]

lol

[On_Her_Face]

I was pre-gaming for a date party, and the girls played this song 6 times in a row. I was not sober at the time so i started moving my hips.

[Jason..]

I was pre-gaming for a date party, and the girls played this song 6 times in a row. I was not sober at the time so i started moving my hips.

Shut ur whore mouth.