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  1. 11-14-2009, 01:12 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Te72Rob View Post
    black dude on the bed looks like hes got a woody bro...
    HAHA Rob you would look out for the cawk.....

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    well fuck its in the center of the pic
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    Wow! I am really astounished at the thought that a "lady" doesn't have gas! This is some crazy shit to me! Like women are some type of special beings and we don't have humanly functions just like guys. You've got to be kidding me I would really hate to see one of you guys get married and have to deal with what a REAL woman is like. You would just die!
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    Wait, women fart?....

    I thought this thread was about black guys in the background with wood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    Wow! I am really astounished at the thought that a "lady" doesn't have gas! This is some crazy shit to me! Like women are some type of special beings and we don't have humanly functions just like guys. You've got to be kidding me I would really hate to see one of you guys get married and have to deal with what a REAL woman is like. You would just die!
    shit i was fuckin this bitch one time and she farted. I head butted her so hard that it knocked a tooth out. we couldnt find it. a few days later i was fuckin her again and felt something jabbin my shaft. i stuck my hand up in there and pulled the tooth out of her uterus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    Wow! I am really astounished at the thought that a "lady" doesn't have gas! This is some crazy shit to me! Like women are some type of special beings and we don't have humanly functions just like guys. You've got to be kidding me I would really hate to see one of you guys get married and have to deal with what a REAL woman is like. You would just die!
    Did I say she is not allowed to fart at all? NO I simply stated that she shouldn't do it publicly, hell if she is in the bathroom she can go ape shit in there for all I care... so yea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Te72Rob View Post
    black dude on the bed looks like hes got a woody bro...
    There was no one behind me in the room when that picture was taken.

    Or was there? SHIT!

    Haha honestly, that could be an illusion. There were pillows and bedsheets all over the place in that room. Now I'll wait for someone to make a joke about that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII View Post
    There was no one behind me in the room when that picture was taken.

    Or was there? SHIT!

    Haha honestly, that could be an illusion. There were pillows and bedsheets all over the place in that room. Now I'll wait for someone to make a joke about that.
    no dawg i clearly see a black ashy elbow in that pic
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    Quote Originally Posted by FAM0U5 View Post
    Did I say she is not allowed to fart at all? NO I simply stated that she shouldn't do it publicly, hell if she is in the bathroom she can go ape shit in there for all I care... so yea.
    If I have gas and I let loose, deal with it. That is all lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    If I have gas and I let loose, deal with it. That is all lol
    that sounds like a personal problem.. if you cant control it then you might want a doctor to look at it, just sayin...

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    ^^^ LOL @ the fact that something is abnormal about a girl with gas
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    That's how you know a girl loves you. When she's comfortable to rip one in front of you lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    ^^^ LOL @ the fact that something is abnormal about a girl with gas
    I don't think its the gas that is abnormal as much as the fact of anyone, guy or girl, thinking its ok to do it infront of everyone. It's not as bad for guys, I guess 'cause everyone knows they are gross.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    You guys are better off with inflatable women that way they don't talk back, fart, burp, sneeze.
    VERY TRUE, but I see a problem already. Who the fuck is going to make me sandwiches? Bring me beer? Clean the kitchen/dishes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vteckidd View Post
    That's how you know a girl loves you. When she's comfortable to rip one in front of you lol
    EXACTLY!
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    I don't think its the gas that is abnormal as much as the fact of anyone, guy or girl, thinking its ok to do it infront of everyone. It's not as bad for guys, I guess 'cause everyone knows they are gross.
    Doing it in front of everyone is gross, but in front of the person you are dating when one on one, is normal and natural.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.G35 View Post
    VERY TRUE, but I see a problem already. Who the fuck is going to make me sandwiches? Bring me beer? Clean the kitchen/dishes?
    Troof!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII View Post
    Totally heard a girl fart once. Sitting next to her in class...bent over to put some stuff in my backpack and heard a faint. *pfffftttt* I think I remember feeling a draft from it.

    Got up and made this face.


    EDIT: Goddamn I've got a wrinkly face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason.. View Post
    Is that a ricer wing on your bed?
    so he can go to sleep quicker.
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    Next time I want to show my love to my girl Ill just fart...

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    ^^^ Whatever works for you
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    LOL

    All i know is for that first 3-4 months no one wants to do it in front of the other one. once someone breaks that silence so to speak, it becomes open warfare.
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    then for christmas Im getting myself a gas mask...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vteckidd View Post
    LOL

    All i know is for that first 3-4 months no one wants to do it in front of the other one. once someone breaks that silence so to speak, it becomes open warfare.
    Hell yeah!!!! There's a waiting period. Have to feel around first for awhile. Once the coast is clear, brace yourself!

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    then for christmas Im getting myself a gas mask...
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    i just fated. Just now. My eyes...are watering.
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    I was making out with this chick once and she farted. I tried to play it off but then I smelled it.

    Still havent talked to her since.
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    FARTing everyone does including girls.

    Quote Originally Posted by coolquiz.com
    A fart is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person's stomach to their anus. When a person swallows too much air or eats foods that the human digestive system cannot digest easily gas becomes trapped in his/her stomach. The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the anus.

    The gas that makes your farts stink is the hydrogen sulfide gas. This gas contains sulfur which causes farts to have a smelly odor. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your farts will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly farts include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    Hell yeah!!!! There's a waiting period. Have to feel around first for awhile. Once the coast is clear, brace yourself!


    TRUE lol. After awhile or so and the farts are out, you start congratulating each other lol. Good one honey ROFL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greddypacked View Post
    TRUE lol. After awhile or so and the farts are out, you start congratulating each other lol. Good one honey ROFL.
    Hell yeah!!!!! It's the same with burping, it's always a contest on who can be the loudest and burp the longest! I swear I'm still such a tomboy
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    It's the new IN thing to do

    WTF LMAO





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    when a girl birps its awsome! I laugh and judge it!! i think its funny as hell! i dont mind if a girl farts. with haveing a sister ive been around it my entire life. so it doesnt bother me,. hell its been 2 years and i havent heard a peep from my girlfriend. and shes so affraid of poopin with me around! though i'll go drop one in the bathroom and make a buncha noise doin it cause she thinks its funny as hell!!
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    LOL! You know how you can tell when you two are really comfortable? It's when you two can go to the bathroom with the other person is there no matter what you are doing (shitting or peeing). Even better when you are out in public and the guy goes to the bathroom with you so you are not alone. Makes for a good quickie too lol
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