Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
Wow! I am really astounished at the thought that a "lady" doesn't have gas! This is some crazy shit to me! Like women are some type of special beings and we don't have humanly functions just like guys. You've got to be kidding me I would really hate to see one of you guys get married and have to deal with what a REAL woman is like. You would just die!
shit i was fuckin this bitch one time and she farted. I head butted her so hard that it knocked a tooth out. we couldnt find it. a few days later i was fuckin her again and felt something jabbin my shaft. i stuck my hand up in there and pulled the tooth out of her uterus.