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  1. 11-12-2009, 06:09 PM #1
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    ok because I'm bored at work and need the lols I shall ask... would you continue? or do it in the first place?lemme set it up for ya. imagin you have the chance to bang a seriously hot girl. but whoever she is has a gas problem. whenever she has sex she farts when haveing an orgasm. like noticeable loud ass cheek flappin fart! would you have sex with her? or if your in the middle of it and you didn't know but when she had an orgasm she farted. whould you continue?! let the lols begin! (and yes the last one happened to me!)
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    personally when im in the mood and im already fucking her, nothing would bother me, if she laughs with it, more fun...if she sharts, then we have a problem lol good thread
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    lol i would probably, but if i wad downon her and it happen. she would never be able to have babies again lol.
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    She can't fart with a dick in her ass.
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    Continue. Some people do different things when they orgasm. Just wouldn't go down on her lol
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    No, girls don't fart or shit.
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    I'm guessing that's happened to u on occasion there blues?!
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    Its happened... She looked like she wanted to cry in embarassment.. So i kind of laughed it off and assured her i wouldnt make fun of her... Til she left.. and I kept goin lol
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    shits.... yummm!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LS3_KID View Post
    She can't fart with a dick in her ass.
    this is troof, and your solution.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kasper View Post
    I'm guessing that's happened to u on occasion there blues?!
    Unfortunately, I can not relate. But I do know that different people do different things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    Unfortunately, I can not relate.
    Are you implying that you wish you had a gas problem?
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    Sounds like a date, wear some make-up cuz dis will be in HD. I'll bring da K-game, so you better be on race fuel cuz you'll need it. :boobies:
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    This whole, "It's just the internet" is just dumb. If that's the truth then the person busting you in the face for running your mouth can say, "It's just 5 cross yo lip dude, don't take it too seriously"
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    yep. id keep goin. i have farted during sex so i cant really say anything. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by B00STedSvT View Post
    Are you implying that you wish you had a gas problem?
    No turd
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    No turd
    you have a turd problem? you shit when you orgasm? lol
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    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...
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    Sure why not?
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.
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    thinking about alicia keys and halle berry and if this were true..i'd probably sniff her fart



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    ^^^ That's just disgusting
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich View Post
    thinking about alicia keys and halle berry and if this were true..i'd probably sniff her fart
    QFT
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    ^^^ That's just disgusting
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich View Post
    thinking about alicia keys and halle berry and if this were true..i'd probably sniff her fart

    I would eat a mile of their shit just to see where it came from
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich View Post
    thinking about alicia keys and halle berry and if this were true..i'd probably sniff her fart
    LoL wtf man...

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    Sounds like a date, wear some make-up cuz dis will be in HD. I'll bring da K-game, so you better be on race fuel cuz you'll need it. :boobies:
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    So you guys don't realize they are human just like the rest of us only with more money?
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    So you guys don't realize they are human just like the rest of us only with more money?
    if you looked like them I would eat a mile of your shit just for the chance to catch a look at that glorious ass
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    I wouldn't sniff anyone's fart... Sober
    Quote Originally Posted by KIZDAWAY View Post
    Sounds like a date, wear some make-up cuz dis will be in HD. I'll bring da K-game, so you better be on race fuel cuz you'll need it. :boobies:
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    This whole, "It's just the internet" is just dumb. If that's the truth then the person busting you in the face for running your mouth can say, "It's just 5 cross yo lip dude, don't take it too seriously"
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    Quote Originally Posted by B00STedSvT View Post
    I wouldn't sniff anyone's fart... Sober
    lies
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    So you guys don't realize they are human just like the rest of us only with more money?
    you just dont get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StreetHazard View Post
    lies
    You caught me...
    Quote Originally Posted by KIZDAWAY View Post
    Sounds like a date, wear some make-up cuz dis will be in HD. I'll bring da K-game, so you better be on race fuel cuz you'll need it. :boobies:
    Quote Originally Posted by Glides View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by lanning View Post
    you just dont get it.
    Obviously not
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    if you looked like them I would eat a mile of your shit just for the chance to catch a look at that glorious ass
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    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww


    Guess no one has heard horses doing it huh??? lololol
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    hahahahaha.. oh this is great!!
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    i would savor alicia key's rosey fart, just sayin, fuck what ya think BC



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    Quote Originally Posted by StreetHazard View Post
    I would eat a mile of their shit just to see where it came from
    rofl



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    No i can't stand it when a girl farts. Yes i know its part of life but if we are fucking and she farts it will pretty much be over for me. Now a lil while later I might be willing to try again with hopes of no farts in the process.
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    these threads represent the women of whom fart i would sniff w/o second thought....just sayin

    http://importatlanta.com/forums/show...ht=alicia+keys
    http://importatlanta.com/forums/show...ht=alicia+keys
    http://importatlanta.com/forums/show...ht=alicia+keys



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich View Post
    these threads represent the women of whom fart i would sniff w/o second thought....just sayin

    http://importatlanta.com/forums/show...ht=alicia+keys
    http://importatlanta.com/forums/show...ht=alicia+keys
    http://importatlanta.com/forums/show...ht=alicia+keys
    i'd swim a mile in shark infested piss, just to take one sniff of those panties.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slostang View Post
    i'd swim a mile in shark infested piss, just to take one sniff of those panties.
    roflmfaoirl

    PS get off my womans



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    clearly you don't have a big wang, so ill fill you in on something. When you've got a big wang and it expands the girls pooswizzle so much air starts getting in, she starts to queef. REALLY LOUD QUEEFS, SOUND JUST LIKE FARTS. Don't bother me none!
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    words from a virgin



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich View Post
    words from a virgin
    ill requote them so everyone can see the words from a virgin, once more.


    in case you missed it folks, words from pbs, aka a virgin
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    Quote Originally Posted by HundoŽ View Post
    ill requote them so everyone can see the words from a virgin, once more.


    in case you missed it folks, words from pbs, aka a virgin
    your mother



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