Quote Originally Posted by Mike Lowrey View Post
I real truth about what happened to JM's eye.....


JM was trying to put his moves on this loli.


Loli: "No, I am a virgin!"

JM: "Muhaha. Come here little girl".

Loli: "No! Stop!"

JM: Thinking that No is the new yes, continues.

Loli: Scratches JM's eyeball.
not going to lie.... kind of lame.... we know our boy JM here is a one woman guy. and Joy is all he can handle. all 4'8" of her lol... im going to get slapped from her the next time she sees me.... ahh be she doesnt know who this Dirtymechanic is hahahaha.... i win