Quote Originally Posted by Hundo® View Post
i rather think it portrays mr.catshits life quite well. people meet him and generally think that they may like him. a few moments later they realize he's just a pussy, and kick the shit out of him.

I know you're the jungle monkey of the pubic hair tree jungle of my nutsack, but the doctor said the stretch marks from you hanging there are permanent. Quite frankly, I'm upset that your high voice didn't keep you light on my sack, as I expected when you first came aboard testicle express. I can't wear skinny jeans because my kris don't fit.

I think I figured out why you like it there, on my manhood, though. The gentle slaps in the face from my dick while run is the reason.

PS. if talking about you being in/around my pants made you giddy like the 10 year old school girl you sound like, I'm sorry.