Originally Posted by
XterraChic
Everything has a Gender
1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see
>> right through them.
>>
>> 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm
>> them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons
>> are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
>>
>> 3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
>>
>> 4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have
>> to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
>>
>> 5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
>>
>> 6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
>>
>> 7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people
>> up.
>>
>> 8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
>> bottom.
>>
>> 9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
>> years, but it's handy to have around.
>>
>> 10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you?
>> But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
>> and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps
>> trying!
5:05 pm funny
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