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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacc View Post
    Yeah, I'm looking forward to seeing my baby girl grow. Getting home from work and her running to me screaming; daddy!!!
    There's nothing finer sir, absolutely nothing.

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    Your over reaction. Lol.


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    Chasity belt Maniac. Chasity belt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacc View Post
    God hates me!!!
    What doesn't exist can't feel hate.

    Congrats on the female. Maybe we can compare notes on how to keep dumb motherfuckers away from our little girls. Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!


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    good luck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge® View Post
    What doesn't exist can't feel hate.

    Congrats on the female. Maybe we can compare notes on how to keep dumb motherfuckers away from our little girls. Later, QD.
    lol, you going to hell.

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    I was about to say alex i though you didnt have a god but now you say he hates you
    Someone find themselves a religion hmmm hmm ??

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    congrats alex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacc View Post
    I posted a picture of her here;
    Call Out: Vteckidd
    Wow, she is really pretty!! Going to be a pretty bay-bay
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    jesus-tapdancing-christ.

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    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaat?! Damn son good luck with that!! Lol...congrats on the baby girl though. You remember JuanB right? He just had a baby girl like last week or so

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    Congrats man!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacc View Post
    I'm having a girl.

    That's what I get for making fun of the guy upstairs my whole life.
    is this how you plan on getting citizenship???

    congrats though...

























































    .....can't wait to tag it in about 16+ yrs

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    Quote Originally Posted by 02SloWrx View Post
    good luck.
    el o el, i see what you did there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double_0_Rusty View Post
    Congrats man!!!!

    Thanks, Rusty.


    Quote Originally Posted by JDMJAY View Post
    I was about to say alex i though you didnt have a god but now you say he hates you
    Someone find themselves a religion hmmm hmm ??

    Haha, nah I still haven't found a purpose for religion in my life. I've matured though, and now don't bash it like I used to. It serves a purpose when you think about it - although it's not all good. It's helped my mom out and for that it's okay in my book. It's still fiction though lol


    Quote Originally Posted by IndianStig View Post
    congrats alex.

    Thanks, man.

    How have you been? It's been awhile.



    Quote Originally Posted by 02SloWrx View Post
    good luck.

    Thanks.



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    Chasity belt Maniac. Chasity belt.

    lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge® View Post
    What doesn't exist can't feel hate.

    Congrats on the female. Maybe we can compare notes on how to keep dumb motherfuckers away from our little girls. Later, QD.

    Haha, no doubt.

    I forsee a father's day meet sometime in the near future of IA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacc View Post
    I forsee a father's day meet sometime in the near future of IA.
    Fuck what a meet that would be. All the Dad's be setting a wonderful example for our children. Fuck that meet, lolol. Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n View Post
    is this how you plan on getting citizenship???

    congrats though...

    .....can't wait to tag it in about 16+ yrs

    Hahaha, this wasn't planned, but now that we're in this position I might as well apply.

    lol thanks man.


    Quote Originally Posted by gtikid View Post
    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaat?! Damn son good luck with that!! Lol...congrats on the baby girl though. You remember JuanB right? He just had a baby girl like last week or so

    Thanks, Julian.

    Haha, and yeah I'll never forget about Juan. Dude pretty much walked my wrx back when he had his red civic lol dude a dad too? Man, just yesterday we were all goofing off and probably never even dreamed about being dads.

    ... fuck my life lol


    Quote Originally Posted by LvnBoOst View Post
    Wow, she is really pretty!! Going to be a pretty bay-bay

    Yeah she's a cutie. The kid is going to get all the good looking genes from me though lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge® View Post
    Fuck what a meet that would be. All the Dad's be setting a wonderful example for our children. Fuck that meet, lolol. Later, QD.

    Haha, I'm gonna need some pointers on kids dude. You have 4 (if I remember correctly), man so I'm sure you have a lot of experience with them.

    Pros and cons lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n View Post
    .....can't wait to tag it in about 16+ yrs
    Wow. For once I am at a loss for words.


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    congrats on the child bro although joking or not totally disagree with the title as my wife and I lost our son at 5 months so all joking aside you are blessed and thats what should be shared with the site. not trying to be lame or call ya out or anything as i guess the title just rubbed me the wrong way; although, not knowing u im sure its totally different...take care

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    Quote Originally Posted by S2KJD View Post
    congrats on the child bro although joking or not totally disagree with the title as my wife and I lost our son at 5 months so all joking aside you are blessed and thats what should be shared with the site...

    JD

    Sorry to hear that, dude. I had a small scare in the beginning, and we thought that she might've had a miscarriage. Thankfully she didn't. Doesn't matter to me whether there is a god or not I am just very happy and excited that I will have something that I helped create infront of me. Watching her grow, watching her cry, watching her mature, watching her go to school, watching her have her first boyfriend, watching her ask me for money to go to the mall, and anything else that comes my way.

    I am not ready, but am looking forward to it. I will work hard and do my best to provide for her as best as I can. Her, my girlfriend, and myself. I will always have food on the table, we will always have a roof over our head and she'll have the one thing that no girl could ever get -- my eternal love. Cannot wait to see ya Aleah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacc View Post
    Sorry to hear that, dude. I had a small scare in the beginning, and we thought that she might've had a miscarriage. Thankfully she didn't. Doesn't matter to me whether there is a god or not I am just very happy and excited that I will have something that I helped create infront of me. Watching her grow, watching her cry, watching her mature, watching her go to school, watching her have her first boyfriend, watching her ask me for money to go to the mall, and anything else that comes my way.

    I am not ready, but am looking forward to it. I will work hard and do my best to provide for her as best as I can. Her, my girlfriend, and myself. I will always have food on the table, we will always have a roof over our head and she'll have the one thing that no girl could ever get -- my eternal love. Cannot wait to see ya Aleah.
    Thats the real alex, I mean maniac
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    Congratulations!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacc View Post
    ugh I know. My girlfriend's an ex-cheerleader so I am pretty sure she's gonna follow in her mother's footsteps so I'm sure she'll be one too. I just hope she doesn't get banged by the whole football team lol
    So you're saying your g/f got banged by the whole football team? LOL !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeLLo iM iZzY View Post
    So you're saying your g/f got banged by the whole football team? LOL !!!
    No. Just me. It takes a love making session of a full roster football team to equal to me. Later, QD.
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    Hi QD !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacc View Post
    I posted a picture of her here;
    Call Out: Vteckidd
    Wow your girlfriend is gorgeous! Yeah you should have a pretty little girl. Congrats!

    Oh and GOD doesn't hate you, it's just karma. Now you are forced to appreciate women .
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    Congratulations Alex and R.I.P. now, you are gonna be a whipped man...
    You know better; next time will be a ban.

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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed View Post
    you are gonna be a whipped man...
    How so? Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge® View Post
    How so? Later, QD.
    Lol she will probably be a daddy's girl. You know, have daddy wrapped around here finger.
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    EEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

    I'm so excited bruderrrrrr!!!
    I'm gonna be an auntie!!!!
    I'm gonna spoil her myself and babysit her!

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    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeLLo iM iZzY View Post
    So you're saying your g/f got banged by the whole football team? LOL !!!

    Haha, nah man. I was talking about the cheerleader thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    Wow your girlfriend is gorgeous! Yeah you should have a pretty little girl. Congrats!

    Oh and GOD doesn't hate you, it's just karma. Now you are forced to appreciate women .

    Gorgeous? I'm quoting Amanda (the cunt who's gonna give birth to my princess)

    - uhhh... Duhhhhhh!!!


    lmfao!!!



    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed View Post
    Congratulations Alex and R.I.P. now, you are gonna be a whipped man...

    Shit I spent 80 bucks at babies r us on some shit earlier today -- ALREADY!! I'm gonna go broke in less than a month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bookthief View Post
    EEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

    I'm so excited bruderrrrrr!!!
    I'm gonna be an auntie!!!!
    I'm gonna spoil her myself and babysit her!

    lol you're so stupid.

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    I was gonna type something mean slightly, but that's a bit fucked up. If you insist on knowing, it is purely meant to be a joke, and I have no beef with you.

    congrats instead, and be a good father.

    ^^ Yeah, I drew a frame of a man running on each fan blade. That is him running at idle

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    Quote Originally Posted by 87 Turbo II View Post
    I was gonna type something mean slightly, but that's a bit fucked up. If you insist on knowing, it is purely meant to be a joke, and I have no beef with you.

    congrats instead, and be a good father.

    Thanks, but now I want to know. If you decided not to post the "mean" joke then why even bring it up? haha, man up son.

    I'm not the sensitive type.

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    Yeah, I knew I'd end up explaining it anyway, but I was going to say if God REALLY hated you, he'd get you attached and excited about the child then kill it and your wife during the birth, but holy hell like I said that's a bit fucked up, even for you, and I don't really even want to get you thinking about shit like that. So I hope all goes well.

    ^^ Yeah, I drew a frame of a man running on each fan blade. That is him running at idle

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    lmfao that is pretty fucked up.

    I love it.

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    Lolz, Chris that's fucked up.

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