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    Default God hates me!!!

    I'm having a girl.

    That's what I get for making fun of the guy upstairs my whole life.

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    you're preggo with maria?!?!? z0mg! i saw this coming!

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    Her name's gonna be Aleah.

    She is going to be half mexican and half white. Perfect mixture imo

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    He ain't the only one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revmaynard View Post
    He ain't the only one.

    You're having one too?

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    Congrats Alex! That's awesome
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    Have fun with that. lol jk

    Seriously though, congrats!! That's really exciting

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    Quote Originally Posted by LvnBoOst View Post
    Congrats Alex! That's awesome

    Thanks, dude.

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    Maybe you should look into getting a panamera instead of a 911

    just throwing that out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
    Have fun with that. lol jk

    Seriously though, congrats!! That's really exciting

    Yeah tell me about it. All my life I've been a complete asshole to chicks, and all of those years of verbal abuse is now gonna bite me in my shit-splitter. I am already worried - because I am going to be a super, overly protected father. This, I fucking know lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacc View Post
    Yeah tell me about it. All my life I've been a complete asshole to chicks, and all of those years of verbal abuse is now gonna bite me in my shit-splitter. I am already worried - because I am going to be a super, overly protected father. This, I fucking know lol
    I knew one day you would have a girl. Im glad. I bet you will be like "You arent dating until you are 30.." blah blah
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    Congrats, god doesnt hate you.

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    You haven't told anyone that those are my boobs in your avatar right? Wouldn't want people going crazy or anything...I know how you get jealous

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    Quote Originally Posted by LvnBoOst View Post
    I knew one day you would have a girl. Im glad. I bet you will be like "You arent dating until you are 30.." blah blah

    ugh I know. My girlfriend's an ex-cheerleader so I am pretty sure she's gonna follow in her mother's footsteps so I'm sure she'll be one too. I just hope she doesn't get banged by the whole football team lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziptied View Post
    Congrats, god doesnt hate you.

    Preciate it, dood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacc View Post
    ugh I know. My girlfriend's an ex-cheerleader so I am pretty sure she's gonna follow in her mother's footsteps so I'm sure she'll be one too. I just hope she doesn't get banged by the whole football team lol
    Well I dont know about all that but I bet she will be beautiful. I dont know what your girl looks like, but white/mexican is usually adorable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacc View Post
    You're having one too?
    I think he meant that as in God's not the only one that hates you...

    Congrats though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sogood View Post
    I think he meant that as in God's not the only one that hates you...

    Congrats though.

    Ahh, that fucking prick lol he's just jealous that no chick will ever reproduce with him.

    lol thanks, man.

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    congrats!!!!
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    Now, just keep her away from almost every female on IA so she doesnt become a dumb hoe.

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    You haven't told anyone that those are my boobs in your avatar right? Wouldn't want people going crazy or anything...I know how you get jealous

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    Quote Originally Posted by TIGERJC View Post
    congrats!!!!

    Thanks, tiger.

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    I hope to god she takes after her mother. If she looks like you, you'll have no worries about her sex life





    Haha you know I'm playin. Congrats man!

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    Baby girls are usually cuter then boy babies. Congrats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacc View Post
    ugh I know. My girlfriend's an ex-cheerleader so I am pretty sure she's gonna follow in her mother's footsteps so I'm sure she'll be one too. I just hope she doesn't get banged by the whole football team lol
    omg

    nah she ill be a good girl
    Congrats.! she ill be a gift for jo

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    Quote Originally Posted by LvnBoOst View Post
    Well I dont know about all that but I bet she will be beautiful. I dont know what your girl looks like, but white/mexican is usually adorable.

    I posted a picture of her here;
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziptied View Post
    Now, just keep her away from almost every female on IA so she doesnt become a dumb hoe.
    x2 Just keep her way from ia altogether, just look at bri for an example of what IA can cause
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    Quote Originally Posted by collins View Post
    I hope to god she takes after her mother. If she looks like you, you'll have no worries about her sex life

    Haha you know I'm playin. Congrats man!

    Haha, I'm not an ugly looking mexican! Plus both of my sisters are "good" looking (according to guys).

    Thanks, collins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacc View Post
    Haha, I'm not an ugly looking mexican! Plus both of my sisters are "good" looking (according to guys).

    Thanks, collins.
    Pics or GTFO.

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    You haven't told anyone that those are my boobs in your avatar right? Wouldn't want people going crazy or anything...I know how you get jealous

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    Quote Originally Posted by TIGERJC View Post
    x2 Just keep her way from ia altogether, just look at bri for an example of what IA can cause

    I already moved away from the car scene, and once I move away from Georgia this place will be but a memory to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziptied View Post
    Pics or GTFO.

    They're taken, man. The older one is going to be getting married in December, and the little one - is busy with college 'n shit. I am overly protected of her so she'll never be seen posting whoring like bri or any of the IA cunts. I regulate for sure.

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    your gay alex....wanna reproduce with me!!!...1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacc View Post
    They're taken, man. The older one is going to be getting married in December, and the little one - she's busy with college 'n shit. I am overly protected of her too so she'll never be seen posting whoring like bri or any of the IA cunts.
    I didnt say phone numbers and address', I said pics.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ms Dollar View Post
    You haven't told anyone that those are my boobs in your avatar right? Wouldn't want people going crazy or anything...I know how you get jealous

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacc View Post
    Ahh, that fucking prick lol he's just jealous that no chick will ever reproduce with him.

    lol thanks, man.


    Lolol. I was about to say....but thanks for clearing that up for me sogood.


    I could impregnate a bitch if I wanted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revmaynard View Post
    Lolol. I was about to say....but thanks for clearing that up for me sogood.


    I could impregnate a bitch if I wanted.

    Just fuckin' with ya man. I'm in a good mood right now. Don't fucking ruin it lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziptied View Post
    I didnt say phone numbers and address', I said pics.

    No pictures.

    So with that, I'll get the fuck out now...

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    Congratulations man. As the father of two girls and one boy... The first twleve years of your life will be easy compared to raising a boy. Easier to potty train, listen better, less destructive, blah blah blah... However, as my father told me I shall now tell you.

    When a boy becomes a teenager you only have to worry about one dick, when your girl becomes a teenager you have to worry about every guys dick.

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    Nah, dont GTFO, be happy, you are going to have a child, to be honest im a parent and there is nothing better in life.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ms Dollar View Post
    You haven't told anyone that those are my boobs in your avatar right? Wouldn't want people going crazy or anything...I know how you get jealous

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    I've seen one of maniacs sisters... Not sure which one, but yes she was a looker! Just sayin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    Congratulations man. As the father of two girls and one boy... The first twleve years of your life will be easy compared to raising a boy. Easier to potty train, listen better, less destructive, blah blah blah... However, as my father told me I shall now tell you.

    When a boy becomes a teenager you only have to worry about one dick, when your girl becomes a teenager you have to worry about every guys dick.

    lmfao that is an awesome fucking saying. I don't hate that I'm having a girl, but knowning that in 18+ years she'll be doing all kinds of krazy things doesn't sit right with me. Haha, I think I'm just thinking too much into it - shit, she's only 20 weeks old and I'm already about to have a heart attack

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniacc View Post
    she's only 20 weeks old and I'm already about to have a heart attack
    That wont change. lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Ms Dollar View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziptied View Post
    Nah, dont GTFO, be happy, you are going to have a child, to be honest im a parent and there is nothing better in life.

    Yeah, I'm looking forward to seeing my baby girl grow. Getting home from work and her running to me screaming; daddy!!!

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