On Saturday late afternoon me and Lizbiz went to the walmart in Mcdonough to get a few things. (Found my son's Halloween costume to) YAY! Liz is pushing the cart and we are headed to the checkout. There are 4 registers that are for 20 items are less. Only 2 were open (the 2 that are diagnol from each other) Instead of squeezing by the people on line to go to the other open register, I decided to walk around the closed register. I am standing on line and this stupid bitch walked up and said I was on this line first. I looked at her dumbfounded because if I was in front of her, I don't see how she was on the line first. Then she proceeds to say I cut her and . So I am trying to just stand on line and ignore her, but she says she is going to get store security because I cut her. Well I start cursing her out, calling her every curse word in the book, because at this point she had me irate. She said "you did it wrong, you can't go around to get on line." I was like it doesn't fucking matter where the fuck I came from, or if I came half way across the fucking store I was still on this line before you even walked up. The person in front of me who was already checking out moved up some and she tried to squeeze in and push her cart up. Well I took my ass and shoved it back into her. She starts placing her items up to check out so I was like ya know what forget it, if the bitch can't wait to get home and scarf those chips down, then whatever. Inside I am dying laughing and feel so relieved. Well her husband turns around and starts calling me names and stuff so I said you're an ugly mother fucker go fucking shave you damn redneck. He said go look in the mirror. I said I look damn good, I know. I said something about marrying the bitch he is married to and he said she is more woman then you will ever be. I put my arms up to make a like a huge fat person and said yeah more woman like this. He kept on going and eventually I said turn around you fucking retard, because I was done arguing with them.

(Long read, no not all the grammer and stuff is correct but I just typed it up real fast. It was really actually hilarious in person. Liz was in shock for awhile and couldn't say anything.)