Quote Originally Posted by Te72Rob View Post
or how about on that is clear. the inside lights up, and it has a heater. so that way, if its cold outside and your power goes out, you can still find the toilet cause its lit and the seat will be warm
You my friend...are a genius.

Quote Originally Posted by bdydrpdmazda View Post
girls dont shit
Noooo you've got it all wrong. We do shit, we just don't fart. Totally different.

Quote Originally Posted by Te72Rob View Post
eh. i used to piss on the seat to warm it up
Now that is nasty.