
Originally Posted by
oneSLOWex
Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn: Major Payne! I have to go to the bathroom.
Major Payne: You hold it, turd!
Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn: I can't!
Major Payne: You hold it or else I'll break it off and kick it around on the ground!
[Later]
Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn: Major Payne!
Major Payne: What, boy? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn: I had an accident.
[He had peed down the front of his pants]
Major Payne: You nasty little worm. Go change your Huggies, boy!