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10-19-2009, 12:51 PM
jhadleyh

sammich change yo sig it sucks

it doesn't deliver
10-19-2009, 12:52 PM
Lankhoss

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

Oh and how you want it cut,

diagonally or in 4 cute little squares?

I want you to use the dinosaur-shaped crust cutters they sell at Publix, please.
10-19-2009, 12:52 PM
Kasper

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

I need a 5 star meal because Imma 5 star chick...k thanks bai!

:no: Your mean so since when!? just a question
10-19-2009, 12:52 PM
ilovemyhonda.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lankhoss

I want you to use the dinosaur-shaped crust cutters they sell at Publix, please.

Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, you paying for it? That junk is like 3 bucks.
10-19-2009, 12:53 PM
bdydrpdmazda

so what thread forced liz into makin this thread
10-19-2009, 12:53 PM
ilovemyhonda.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firefightin_tC

I want dem 4 cute lil' squares with some Pringles in da' middle of the plate!

Want me to squirt the mustard on the plate to, to make a perfect presentation?
10-19-2009, 12:53 PM
Kasper

hahaha.. i actually have those!!!! no need for buying!
10-19-2009, 12:53 PM
Lankhoss

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, you paying for it? That junk is like 3 bucks.

I think I could make my money back with just one bread loaf full of sammiches.
10-19-2009, 12:53 PM
ilovemyhonda.

I was a 5 star baby that matured into a 5 star chick!
10-19-2009, 12:54 PM
ilovemyhonda.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasper

hahaha.. i actually have those!!!! no need for buying!

Hand em over so I can use it on your face :yes:
10-19-2009, 12:54 PM
Firefightin_tC

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

Want me to squirt the mustard on the plate to, to make a perfect presentation?

Yes please!
10-19-2009, 12:54 PM
ilovemyhonda.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lankhoss

I think I could make my money back with just one bread loaf full of sammiches.

Can I squirt ketchup on it to make it look like the dinosaur was murdered?
10-19-2009, 12:55 PM
ilovemyhonda.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firefightin_tC

Yes please!

Can I make a pretty presentation on your face with the mustard to?
10-19-2009, 12:55 PM
Lankhoss

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

Can I squirt ketchup on it to make it look like the dinosaur was murdered?

I don't really care, just continue to say..."can I squirt...."
10-19-2009, 12:55 PM
LizBiz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasper

yeah we know were perverted..thats not to say were dissrespectful. thats just to say were guys. and were trying to give you the attention you so seek and well some of you desirve. but yeah lemme ask ya somethin.. if we were all nice and charming to you what the hell would you do? you think "man that homboy gay" or omish or something!

There is perverted....then there's disrespectful.....you respect a woman by not saying anything perverted to her lol. You don't go up to women and say "let me see your :boobies:" do you? I am not here for attention, I deserve a lot more than anything you can give me on here. I can only speak for myself, but I'd like a guy that talked to me with respect over a guy that the first thing he said was something about trying to see my :boobies:.
10-19-2009, 12:56 PM
Kasper

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

Hand em over so I can use it on your face :yes:

On my face... dont make me brand my name on yo ass!
10-19-2009, 12:56 PM
Sammich

FIRST
10-19-2009, 12:57 PM
ilovemyhonda.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lankhoss

I don't really care, just continue to say..."can I squirt...."

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

no.
10-19-2009, 12:58 PM
Lankhoss

Quote:

Originally Posted by LizBiz

There is perverted....then there's disrespectful.....you respect a woman by not saying anything perverted to her lol. You don't go up to women and say "let me see your :boobies:" do you? I am not here for attention, I deserve a lot more than anything you can give me on here. I can only speak for myself, but I'd like a guy that talked to me with respect over a guy that the first thing he said was something about trying to see my :boobies:.

All guys want to see :boobies:

Basically what you are looking for, is a guy (or guys) who are good enough at lying to you to make you believe otherwise, then you'll show them boobies.

It's a viscious cycle, but with all the other amenities that having a vageen brings I don't feel sorry for women!
10-19-2009, 12:58 PM
Firefightin_tC

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

Can I make a pretty presentation on your face with the mustard to?

Woman don't take advantage of my kindness!

Don't forget the red drink too!
10-19-2009, 12:58 PM
Sammich

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lankhoss

I don't really care, just continue to say..."can I squirt...."

LAWLZ THATS ALL I READ IN THAT SENTENCE..LIKE LITERALLY...ALL ELSE IN THAT POST WAS A BLUR:lmfao:
10-19-2009, 12:59 PM
Sammich

GREAT THREAD BRO
10-19-2009, 12:59 PM
ilovemyhonda.

Opppss spilt the red drank on you.
10-19-2009, 01:00 PM
Firefightin_tC

GODDAMNIT!

That's my last white tee....
10-19-2009, 01:01 PM
ilovemyhonda.

bwahahahaha

tiffany - 1
Jbear- 0
10-19-2009, 01:01 PM
Kasper

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lankhoss

All guys want to see :boobies:

Basically what you are looking for, is a guy (or guys) who are good enough at lying to you to make you believe otherwise, then you'll show them boobies.

It's a viscious cycle, but with all the other amenities that having a vageen brings I don't feel sorry for women!

yeah and i'll follow if one famous quote.. "women may fake an orgasm but only a man can fake an intire relationship!" maybe that is what she wants!
10-19-2009, 01:02 PM
Jason..

Quote:

Originally Posted by LizBiz

Ya'll are some DUMBASSES :lmfao:

Take your left hand, cut off ANY two fingers, and the fingers that are left represent the number of guys on here that are genuinely cool. The rest of ya'll ain't bout shit (minus the married ones that arn't sammich cuz he ain't bout shit either, and the ones that don't get on much cuz they don't post anyway).

Just wanted to share that. They say if you don't like it leave, but ya'll entertia us genuine people when we are bored.

Ouch
10-19-2009, 01:03 PM
Firefightin_tC

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

bwahahahaha

tiffany - 1
Jbear- 0

Oh you think you so funny...well it's laundry day...

SO GET TO WASHIN'!
10-19-2009, 01:03 PM
LizBiz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lankhoss

All guys want to see :boobies:

Basically what you are looking for, is a guy (or guys) who are good enough at lying to you to make you believe otherwise, then you'll show them boobies.

It's a viscious cycle, but with all the other amenities that having a vageen brings I don't feel sorry for women!

We know all guys want to see :boobies: and :idb: lol. You don't have to lie to be respectful. Half the stuff you say to females on here you woudln't say to a female IRL. That's interesting to me. It's a 2 way street of course (lady doesn't have to give you anything if she doesn't want to), but I just saw some posts and it agrrivated me.
10-19-2009, 01:03 PM
ilovemyhonda.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firefightin_tC

Oh you think you so funny...well it's laundry day...

SO GET TO WASHIN'!

woopppsss I used bleach. :(
10-19-2009, 01:03 PM
bdydrpdmazda

womens rights is bullshit
10-19-2009, 01:04 PM
Sammich

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

woopppsss I used bleach. :(

WHITE TEE + BLEACH = WIN

NOOB

DUMB WOMEN, SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO USE CHEMICALS
10-19-2009, 01:05 PM
Firefightin_tC

She spills red drink on meh shirt...

...then she accidently does the right thing and uses bleach...

...I'm gonna have to choke dis bish!

Choke her good! LOL
10-19-2009, 01:06 PM
ilovemyhonda.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammich

WHITE TEE + BLEACH = WIN

NOOB

DUMB WOMEN, SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO USE CHEMICALS

Dude I threw in whites and colored. Get it done quicker..Then added bleach..
10-19-2009, 01:06 PM
LizBiz

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdydrpdmazda

womens rights is bullshit

I will remember you said that when I meet you. Just FYI :goodjob:
10-19-2009, 01:06 PM
quickdodge®

Quote:

Originally Posted by LizBiz

You are the one that said.....

It's like ya'll don't know how to respect a female on here, it's dumb. And if you don't do it on here, shows how much you do it IRL.

Bullshit. Later, QD.
10-19-2009, 01:07 PM
jhadleyh

Quote:

Originally Posted by LizBiz

I will remember you said that when I meet you. Just FYI :goodjob:

Women have rights......I like to suck up :D
10-19-2009, 01:07 PM
Firefightin_tC

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.

Dude I threw in whites and colored. Get it done quicker..Then added bleach..

Go sit in the corner, I'll call you when I need you.

Cause right now, you're fuckin' up fast and picking up speed.

LOL
10-19-2009, 01:08 PM
Sammich

Quote:

Originally Posted by quickdodge®

Bullshit. Later, QD.

TRUTH VIA BBM TO LIZ...SHE'S KNOWS HOW I ROLL IRL.

EVEN THOUGH I CHOKE A BITCH AND KILL HER ONLINE DOESNT MEAN IMA DO IT IRL...UNLESS ITS LIZ..ILL JUST CHOKER....:ninja:
10-19-2009, 01:08 PM
Sammich

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firefightin_tC

Go sit in the corner, I'll call you when I need you.

NEED A WOMAN?:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::l mfao::lmfao::lmfao:

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