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Originally Posted by VQ35 Star
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Originally Posted by VQ35 Star
My ex lol. I sold him my ecu and forgot about it. So when this guy offered to buy my ecu I said sure and made plans to meet him today at the varsity. Well, I called my ex and he reminded I sold it to him. I was like OOPS! So he said he would sell it to the guy. I called the guy on 3 way so they could arrange a time to meet. Well, lets say I sold the ecu way cheaper to him (he got the buddy discount) and he just made double what he paid for it. So I basically sold him the ecu at a cheap price, found him a customer, and he just doubled his money. And I am still the one out! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by TSiFTW
Officially been pimped!
oh its a real group? crazy...Quote:
Originally Posted by TSiFTW
you best make him give you some of that money
He just better know if I need some money fool better hand it over and don't give me any lip lolQuote:
Originally Posted by VQ35 Star
or atleast some dinner
i want beer...
McDonalds millionaire FTW! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by VQ35 Star
so owls doing coke...
owls doing rails of coc.
Lets talk about something interesting
owls in boxes
whats interesting?
my cover has been blown :lmfao:
owls with different sized pupils
that's because you were in a cardboard box and the wind blew one side open:(Quote:
Originally Posted by bdydrpdmazda
me reaching 7K today or titties, ill let you guys pick...Quote:
Originally Posted by VQ35 Star
how about reaching 7k while including titties?
also, im naked right fucking now...
titties sound interesting.
Ive only got 3 hours left to make it there and I cant let the haters be right...Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.
so I must be a complete whore
Well,...... let's see.Quote:
Originally Posted by VQ35 Star
Let's talk about the huge possum I saw the other night outside.
So I was taking my dog outside to go potty as usual. And I see something just pop out of the bushes. IT WAS A POSSUM! It was just starring at me. My dog didn't even see the damn thing (thank GOD because she would have chased it down). I couldn't do anything but say "OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT" as I slowly walk the other way hoping that it doesn't attack me and give me rabies. I was scared as hell. I swear I saw death in it's eyes :eek:
Im beginning to doubt myself...
you shoulda killed it and made some stew
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Originally Posted by BluesClues
just go to every thread on this forum and post something lol
we could talk about how much cocaine Im going to snort next week...
EEEWWWWW. Times aren't that rough :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by VQ35 Star
l;tgkipertgkekgd
do that in every thread
ill get that shit in this thread where its appreciated...Quote:
Originally Posted by VQ35 Star
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Originally Posted by BluesClues
could have saved it for a rainy day, like today.. :ninja:
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Originally Posted by bdydrpdmazda
yo hit me uP!
i dont like to ruin peoples threads...Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.
Naw I'll pass :upchuck:Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.
im not much of a druggie but its vacation so i shall splurge...Quote:
Originally Posted by VQ35 Star
you gonna eat that vommit?Quote:
Originally Posted by BluesClues
edit: didnt work
well there was a possum here at work in the tree awhile back.
sniff