Quote Originally Posted by Kasper View Post
Well just do what the cunt at my dads work did.. sleep with a boss, get knocked up. tell him you want someone elses possition or else she'll tell your wife and her abusive husband. and poof! instant pay raise, you can send the company to hell and on top of it you can make yet another hard working person unemployeed all because ya cant keep your legs closed!

Just a suggestion..
WELL...TEH BOSS IS A MALE...AND SO AM I ...SO I DNT THINK IMA BANG ANOTHER DUDE...OF COURSE I'D GIVE THE SECRETARY THE BUSINESS IF THAT GOT ME JOB SECURITY AND A NUT

BUT SERIOUSLY I HAVENT HEARD FROM HIM...SO I'M NOT GONA PUSH IT