I remember recently running some errands with my mom-
I had to use the bathroom, badly.
We were in Target, so i rushed to the bathroom-
Thankfully I was the only person in the entire bathroom.
Anyways, I sit on the toilet, let it out.
BOOM!! POW! SPLASH!
After I was done, I looked what I had dropped and it reminded me of meatloaf.
It was brown with something green(everywhere) like scattered cilantro.

That had to be the best dump I ever had

And yes, I have also pooped corn.