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  1. 10-15-2009, 11:48 AM #1
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    Thumbs down Close your eyes- Imagine a thousand open asses in a room all pointed at you...

    That's what it smelled like in the gas staion convenience store I randomly went into last night. Like a thousand people who just got finished playing 3 hours of full court basketball all bent over doggiestyle in a hot, humid "ass room".

    I don't know what it was, but it was like someone left a gallon of cottage cheese out in the sun for 6 days and they put it under the counter. I literally wrinkled my nose when I walked in, but the clerk seemed perfectly fine with it. I did notice that he was extra friendly and talkative. Like his excessive conversation was going to cover the smell of booty death in his establishment.
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    LMAO @ booty death!
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    I DONT KNOW WHO U ARE, BUT YOUR Z IS DAMN SEXY



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    EWWWWWWWWWWWX0RZ.

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    You haven't told anyone that those are my boobs in your avatar right? Wouldn't want people going crazy or anything...I know how you get jealous
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    lol

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    looks like kayfunk's z?
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    EL OH EL



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by VQ35 Star View Post
    looks like kayfunk's z?

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  9. 10-15-2009, 12:17 PM #9
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    all i wanna know is where the fuck is xxbckiexx now that kayfunk is back?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed View Post
    all i wanna know is where the fuck is xxbckiexx now that kayfunk is back?

    ***** posted today in streetspeeds thread. take a look
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    lol
    Quote Originally Posted by browningboy7 View Post
    Its just that when I see caps I think of Sammich...And when I think of Sammich I think of a black guy...And when I think of a black guy I think of chicken...And when I think of chicken I realize how fucking hungry I am.
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  12. 10-15-2009, 12:23 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Njobe View Post
    lol
    check reps. gogogog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hundo® View Post
    check reps. gogogog.
    *checks Njobe's reps*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hundo® View Post
    check reps. gogogog.
    check yours
    Quote Originally Posted by browningboy7 View Post
    Its just that when I see caps I think of Sammich...And when I think of Sammich I think of a black guy...And when I think of a black guy I think of chicken...And when I think of chicken I realize how fucking hungry I am.
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    I love how that rear wheel/tire is sitting on your Z! specs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed View Post
    *checks Njobe's reps*
    lol that should be some sort of violation
    Quote Originally Posted by browningboy7 View Post
    Its just that when I see caps I think of Sammich...And when I think of Sammich I think of a black guy...And when I think of a black guy I think of chicken...And when I think of chicken I realize how fucking hungry I am.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hundo® View Post
    check reps. gogogog.
    really? thanks for the clarification
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed View Post
    really? thanks for the clarification
    check your own reps bitch boy
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    Quote Originally Posted by VQ35 Star View Post
    I love how that rear wheel/tire is sitting on your Z! specs?

    Volk GT-S 19x11.5 285/30??/19. I rode my motorcycle into work today, or id go check for you.
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    offset? what you need 11.5s for?!!?! god damn lol
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    Haji owned store I'm guessing...
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    Quote Originally Posted by VQ35 Star View Post
    offset? what you need 11.5s for?!!?! god damn lol

    i dont remember the offset. 11.5s look gangster. what else would i get them for?!
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    haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    Haji owned store I'm guessing...

    LOLOL

    Nah man, I'm tolerant of the "natural scent" of other cultures. This here smelled like roadkill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hundo® View Post
    LOLOL

    Nah man, I'm tolerant of the "natural scent" of other cultures. This here smelled like roadkill.
    Damn... I'm in and out of gas stations all day long because of my job (environmental remediation) and I have never gotten used to the smell of curry, no deodorant and feet mixed together. I thought you might have been exaggerating with the title. That must have been horrific.
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    so which gas station? so we dont get our noses violated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    Damn... I'm in and out of gas stations all day long because of my job (environmental remediation) and I have never gotten used to the smell of curry, no deodorant and feet mixed together. I thought you might have been exaggerating with the title. That must have been horrific.

    yea dude, it was beyond fucking horrific. i about shot myself on sight.
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