Muslim Quarterback
Can't take credit for this one, wish I could.
MUSLIM QUARTERBACK
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The
only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all
the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but
he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone
scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a
young
Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a
hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM!
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the
perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of
football. And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl. The young
Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks
him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says. "You deserted
us. You are not my son!"
"I don't think you understand, Mother, the young man pleads "I've won
the greatest sporting event in the
world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there
are gunshots all around us. The
neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within
an inch
of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house
so she
doesn't get raped!"
The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive
you for making us move to Detroit
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Originally Posted by Psycho
