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10-12-2009, 02:36 PM #11
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Originally Posted by Lurker

Wait, wait, WAIT!
When a 300lbs ANYTHING farts, specs of feces normally fly with it at a high rate of speed. Are you sure she didn't shart in your eye?

You might have small molecules of fecal matter in your eye dude. I would pour straight rubbing alcohol in your eye, set it on fire, and repeat process 3 times a day until infection is gone.

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