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  1. 10-12-2009, 03:30 AM #1
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    Wait, wait, WAIT!
    When a 300lbs ANYTHING farts, specs of feces normally fly with it at a high rate of speed. Are you sure she didn't shart in your eye?

    You might have small molecules of fecal matter in your eye dude. I would pour straight rubbing alcohol in your eye, set it on fire, and repeat process 3 times a day until infection is gone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurker View Post
    Wait, wait, WAIT!
    When a 300lbs ANYTHING farts, specs of feces normally fly with it at a high rate of speed. Are you sure she didn't shart in your eye?

    You might have small molecules of fecal matter in your eye dude. I would pour straight rubbing alcohol in your eye, set it on fire, and repeat process 3 times a day until infection is gone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post

    It was horrible. I hope it never happens to anyone ever.


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