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  1. 10-12-2009, 05:34 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post

    It was horrible. I hope it never happens to anyone ever.


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    i couldn't decide if i wanted to neg rep you for grossing me out or pos rep you for making me laugh...so no reps given at all
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    Name of said club so I will NEVER go there.
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    Wow, how many times in your life can you say " a fat stripper farted in my face once" haha... Sorry bro, but thats funny as hell....

    It’s just the good ol’ boy in me
    I got my friends I got the recipe
    For one hell of a life

    I got my girl got my family
    Got my booze and that’s all I need
    For a hell of a time

    HELLYEAH!
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    LMAO!!!
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    I wish I was there! I would have cried laughing hysterically.

    How often can you say you were at the club with a friend and a 300lbs black girl farted in his eye when he slipped her a $5.

    Those odds are like winning the lottery.
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    HOLY shit. that sucks dude
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    lol...
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    Hea deathrex... you should make a remix of the song "Im in love w/ a stripper" too... "I got farted on by a Stripper!" Send it to Weird Al Yankovich and tell him it's a true story. He might use that, make a video w/ you in it and about your story, and send some money your way LOL. Probably wont work but just saying it might.
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    Lol I should make a song. It sucked but even I found it funny as fuck hahaha. I mean seriously, she couldn't just hold it? Reminds me of stepbrothers during the interview when he farts. Except it was more of a poof in my eye lol. Still no pink eye thank god lol.


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    People have a new name for you, what have you done to yourself!???

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    ^ hahahahaha. I thought what happened was funny and disgusting. If people got a laugh out of it good deal if not oh well. And still no pink eye so I think I'm in the clear.


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    Nothing like watching a "player" get played!

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    Poor deathrex

    damn you should inv us all to go out to this strip club your friends work at


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    Quote Originally Posted by deathrex View Post
    i tend to date strippers cause there not fake what you see is what you get, there not faking who the are.
    anyone else see the stupidity in this statement?
    I thrive on caffineand HATE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Friggintitsman View Post
    anyone else see the stupidity in this statement?
    Not really, not enough time to act fake between doing the lines of coke and trying to walk in those huge heels.
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