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Originally Posted by BluesClues
It was horrible. I hope it never happens to anyone ever.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BluesClues
It was horrible. I hope it never happens to anyone ever.
i couldn't decide if i wanted to neg rep you for grossing me out or pos rep you for making me laugh...so no reps given at all :lmao:
Name of said club so I will NEVER go there.
Wow, how many times in your life can you say " a fat stripper farted in my face once" haha... Sorry bro, but thats funny as hell....
LMAO!!!
I wish I was there! I would have cried laughing hysterically.
How often can you say you were at the club with a friend and a 300lbs black girl farted in his eye when he slipped her a $5.
Those odds are like winning the lottery.
HOLY shit. that sucks dude
lol...
Hea deathrex... you should make a remix of the song "Im in love w/ a stripper" too... "I got farted on by a Stripper!" Send it to Weird Al Yankovich and tell him it's a true story. He might use that, make a video w/ you in it and about your story, and send some money your way LOL. Probably wont work but just saying it might.
Lol I should make a song. It sucked but even I found it funny as fuck hahaha. I mean seriously, she couldn't just hold it? Reminds me of stepbrothers during the interview when he farts. Except it was more of a poof in my eye lol. Still no pink eye thank god lol.
People have a new name for you, what have you done to yourself!???
Self-Degradation
^ hahahahaha. I thought what happened was funny and disgusting. If people got a laugh out of it good deal if not oh well. And still no pink eye so I think I'm in the clear.
Nothing like watching a "player" get played!
Poor deathrex
damn you should inv us all to go out to this strip club your friends work at
anyone else see the stupidity in this statement?Quote:
Originally Posted by deathrex
Not really, not enough time to act fake between doing the lines of coke and trying to walk in those huge heels.Quote:
Originally Posted by Friggintitsman