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THERE WAS A CUCUMBER, A PICKLE, AND A PENIS SITTING AROUND TALKING ABOUT HOW THIER LIVES SUCKED. THE CUCUMBER "MAN" SAYS, MY LIFE SUCKS. WHEN I GET BIG, FAT, AND JUICY, THEY CUT ME UP AND STICK ME ON A SALAD." THE PICKLE LOOKS AT HIM AND SAYS, "YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT BAD? WHEN I GET BIG, FAT, AND JUICY, THEY STICK ME IN VINEGAR, PUT SPICES ON ME, AND STICK ME IN A JAR." THE PENIS LOOKS AT HIM AND SAYS, "YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT ROUGH? WHEN I GET BIG, FAT, AND JUICY THEY STICK A RUBBER TARP ON MY HEAD, STICK ME IN A DARK ROOM, AN BANG MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL UNTIL I THROW UP AN PASS OUT!!!!!!
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