WHO ARE THE FUNNIEST IA MEMBERS....

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ECHO ECHO TELL US A STORY ABOUT HOW YOU KNOW!!

[Echonova]

ECHO ECHO TELL US A STORY ABOUT HOW YOU KNOW!!

Just sit right back
And you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny car.
The mate was a mighty drivin' man,
The Scotsman brave and sure,
Five passengers took a drive that day,
For a three hour tour,
A three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny car was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Miata would be lost.
The Miata would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore
Of this uncharted desert isle
With Echonova,
The Scotsman too.
The millionaire
And his wife,
The movie star,
The professor and Roxie 911,
Here on Echonova's Isle.

(Ending verse)

So this is the tale of our castaways,
They're here for a long long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

The first mate and his Scotsman too
Will do their very best,
To make the others comf'terble
In their tropic island nest.

No phone, no lights, only a Miata car,
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's primitive as can be.

So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castaways
Here on Echonova's Isle!


Well... I had a friend in my yout that attended Furman University. I loved visiting my friend because college bitches are free and the beer was cheap. As chance would have it I hooked up with this chick while doing a keg stand.


Classy I know.

But whatever... This chick was old enough to buy me liquor (I was underage at the time) and as I found out there nothing................... Nothing this chick wouldn't do in the bedroom.



















































I mean nothing............. But I digest. Who here really cares about ATM IRL? Nobody right?

So anyway, this chick has one year of pysch under her bra and thinks she knows everything about everyone, everywhere. After the first year you apparently learn you don't know jack shit... But this chick wasn't smart enough to make it that far.

So anyway, I don't care. I'm just visiting town and hitting that vag every chance I get. Until one night...


I am literally pounding this chicks asshole and she brings up the fact that I like it because I have repressed parental issues.



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My parents were the parents ya'll get nostalgic for when you watch Nick At Night. I have no complaints when it comes to my childhood/how I was raised. Even looking back now...

But this chick doesn't know me other than my name and what my dick looks like on her forehead.


But whateve's... I like it because this chicks ass was 10x tighter than her pussy. Seriously.


Her snatch felt like fucking a lasagna. It was just weird.

So anyway... After placing 3,000,312,576 potential babies on her tits I tell her it's not a good idea we see each other anymore.


She does not take this news well.



I'll finish the story later... I gotta go.