Quote Originally Posted by uproot
granted, but in small writing it says "You can only get out of jail to be sent to germany to be used as a gay sex slave."

I wish i had a tempurpedic mattress.
granted. But the matress will only be given to you because now you're on bed-rest for the rest of your life due to a spinal injury.

I wish I had the recipe for the cure for AIDs. $$$