Corrupt a wish

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I wish I was little bit taller,

granted, but where you grew in height, you lost size where it counts

I wish I was a baller

Granted, but shortly after you'll realize that being a basketball isn't much fun

I wish I had a girl who looked good

Granted, but you quickly learn that male pregancy isn't that great, and you quickly turn against incest after your daughter grows up

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

Granted, but your rabbit becomes hostile after being trapped in the hat for so, he brutally murders your entire family and rapes their corpse until rabbit-juice flows from their mouth

and a '64 Impala

Granted, one '64 impala with rb26dett swap. Unfortunately the car came with an angry mob of nissan fans condemming the skyline swap into old school american cars, and another mob of angry old school americans angry because the car was tainted with an imported engine

I wish Hasan would quit asking me out on dates on myspace... No I don't want to take a 'ride' in the starion/conquest/civic