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    Default So can anybody help me find a midget to buy??

    Seriously. Lookin for a 3'1-4'6 midget to buy, must be able to fit in most overhead compartments and hell even the trunk of a CRX. Need one to make sammiches and other random stuff...sooo can ya help a brotha out?!

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    Lulz. wtf.....
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    While you're at it, hook me UP!!! Even better if its a little Asian one....

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    Lets get a group-buy going...

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    shit yea a lil asian one can make some Pho and everything good thinkin...

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    mmmm pho

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    Do math!
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    I wish I had a little portable helper lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsBlack View Post
    I wish I had a little portable helper lol
    at that point who needs jackstands the runt can just walk in there and do the job for you

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    Holy shit I thought I was the only one that wanted to own a midget! In for a group buy!


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    i need a female midget to put under my desk
    ridin in a honda

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    OUTANOWHERE THIS FAWGER POPS UP...SUP PRIME



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Holy shit lol

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    if there's a group buy, what if two people want him/her on the same day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HarietTubgrl View Post
    if there's a group buy, what if two people want him/her on the same day?

    Group buy as in more than one midget to buy at discount prices!


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    This isn't funny at ALL, my mom is a midget, and this is NOT how I expect people to act towards these people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deathrex View Post
    Group buy as in more than one midget to buy at discount prices!
    oh durrrrrr

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    This isn't funny at ALL, my mom is a midget, and this is NOT how I expect people to act towards these people.
    What do you mean these people?
    I'm just that guy that spends all his time printing.... T-shirts, banners, vinyl, etc.

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    lol!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stillaneon View Post
    What do you mean these people?
    What do YOU mean "these people"?


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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib® View Post
    What do YOU mean "these people"?
    beat me to it

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    Quote Originally Posted by neon_ert3 View Post
    i need a female midget to put under my desk
    hahahahahaha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stillaneon View Post
    What do you mean these people?
    Little people.

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    "little people" are the awsomest people! i have one that comes in all the time to work. gives me a high five everytime!

    but seriously there awsome..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich View Post
    OUTANOWHERE THIS FAWGER POPS UP...SUP PRIME
    Chillin man I've been around just havent had time to post much I've been on daily tho. Damn IA is like crack it just be callin me....

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    seriously. we need to get theis group buy goin.. possibly throw a fez on em and feed him peanuts and shit. Better yet a midget IA mascot..yeah...

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    HAHA..GLAD TO SEE U AT LEAST LURKIN



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    What is this?? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevykev View Post
    What is this?? lol
    Sparta? idk I just want a damn midget..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich View Post
    HAHA..GLAD TO SEE U AT LEAST LURKIN
    Gotta doo something hell outside of work im too broke to pay attention..

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