Sound like the real story was quite different:

You and your girl come out of the club. Bouncer approaches your girl. You get scared and stand 15 feet away, then come on IA to try and save face, right?

Couple of tips for you:

* never walk in front of your girl. Your girl walks in front of you, or next to you in the club, with your hand on her ass. You can't see what other guys are doing to your girl if you walk in front.

* when walking out of a club, walk together with your girl. Don't strut ahead and let her follow. If you leave her behind, she is fair game, and you open opportunities for guys to hit on her. Unless you're down with that...

* when talking to the bouncer you should have been there with the girl. If he had something to say to her, he has something to say to you. Unless it is a friend or aquaintance, he has no business talking to your girl without you knowing 'what's up'.


* don't come on IA and 'complain'. If you have a problem with the bouncer, go talk to him and ask him what the deal is.

* don't be scared of bouncers. If push comes to shove, a broken nose is better than a broken ego.