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  1. 09-29-2009, 07:29 AM #1
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    Default DAMN I WAS SCARED SHITLESS

    WHEN THIS KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUT ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY HAND JUST NOW...I MEAN...IF IT FELL, WHAT THE FUCK WAS I GONA DRINK MY COFFEE WIF? YOU CANT JUST DRINK COFFEE BY ITSELF W/O A LUSCIOUS GLAZED KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUT?

    WHO FEELS MY PAIN? WHO FEELS MY FEAR? WHO FEELS ME?

    NO HOMO TO THE FELLAS..AND A LIL LOWER TO THE LADIES

    DISCUSS



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  2. 09-29-2009, 07:30 AM #2
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    Wtf are you talkin bout
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1000cckiller View Post
    Wtf are you talkin bout
    I ALMOST LOST MY GLAZED DOUGHNUT MOTHERFUKER...HOW DO U NOT KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING BOUT

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    Don't encourage this man who likes men.


    I'M ABOUT TO STICK MY KEY IN YOUR IGNITION...



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich View Post
    I ALMOST LOST MY GLAZED DOUGHNUT MOTHERFUKER...HOW DO U NOT KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING BOUT





    I'M ABOUT TO STICK MY KEY IN YOUR IGNITION...
    Dont think your maxipad key is going to work in my civic ignition. FAIL x4853847563478563784563784

    *drops sammich's doughnut on the ground and stomps on it*
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    I would have laughed at you and then dumped your coffee in your lap. Coffee = EW!
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    I feel ya!
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    mmmmmmmmmm doughnuts
    Quote Originally Posted by browningboy7 View Post
    Its just that when I see caps I think of Sammich...And when I think of Sammich I think of a black guy...And when I think of a black guy I think of chicken...And when I think of chicken I realize how fucking hungry I am.
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  8. 09-29-2009, 07:35 AM #8
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    Don't encourage this man who likes men.
    "Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
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    MOTHERFUKER WILL GET SHANKED IN IA PRISON FOR THAT STUNT U JUST PULLED MOTHERFUKER...DONT U KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich View Post
    MOTHERFUKER WILL GET SHANKED IN IA PRISON FOR THAT STUNT U JUST PULLED MOTHERFUKER...DONT U KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH
    Well I'M THE MUTHERFUCKIN PRESIDENT!!!!
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    Well I'M THE MUTHERFUCKIN PRESIDENT!!!!
    HELL YEA U ARE...THE PIAA PRESIDENT...



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    ^^PIAA???? Pissin In Ass Association???

    yoooo dog from family guy u crack me up!!!! ....1
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackboi50 View Post
    ^^PIAA???? Pissin In Ass Association???
    yoooo dog from family guy u crack me up!!!! ....1
    THAT'S MY JAM!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackboi50 View Post
    ^^PIAA???? Pissin In Ass Association???

    yoooo dog from family guy u crack me up!!!! ....1
    LULZ

    IF U CHK HER PICS...ULL SEE WHAT I DID THERE



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  15. 09-29-2009, 07:40 AM #15
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    No, No, I don't think you are. Last I checked you were semenya's bitch!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda. View Post
    No, No, I don't think you are. Last I checked you were semenya's bitch!
    I PITCH...ALWAYS..JUST ASK BRETT

    WAIT WUT



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    Either way you're still a ghey. Semenya is a man. You and him together = Sammich is ghey!
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  18. 09-29-2009, 08:26 AM #18
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    Mmm, I can't has Krispy Kreme

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    U CAN HAVE MY KREME THOUGH



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    I see what you did there, just sayin'
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    pictures, smictures.
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    num num krispy kreme! i feel ya brotha
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMbabe View Post
    num num krispy kreme! i feel ya brotha
    WHERE U BEEN RICER?



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    wow i just read all the post to this point
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdydrpdmazda View Post
    wow i just read all the post to this point
    I'm sorry man.

    I just posted here to let sammich know he left the caps lock on.
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    stomping on your gay doughnuts
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    GTFO AND WHIP ME UP SOME DAMN CHEESEBURGERS



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    you pregnant?

    you've been craving cheeseburgers like everyday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda. View Post
    you pregnant?

    you've been craving cheeseburgers like everyday.
    LOL
    but seriously...dropping food on the ground is HORRIBLE!

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    not when you can laugh at sammich for doing it.
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    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shit!!!! Black girls unite up in this thread!!!!!!!!!
    My boyfriend is better than you...
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    Z0MG LIZ J00R BLACK?!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm View Post
    Z0MG LIZ J00R BLACK?!?!
    Yeah....when I'm not being asian Yamete Oniichan!!!! Suki ja nai!!!
    My boyfriend is better than you...
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    no shes just well tanned
    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm View Post
    Z0MG LIZ J00R BLACK?!?!
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    STILLHAVE THAT PENIS ?????
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    WATASHI NI WA DAISKI DESU BAKA! daaaiiisskkkiiiii!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PURE jdm View Post
    WATASHI NI WA DAISKI DESU BAKA! daaaiiisskkkiiiii!
    baka?.....BAKA?.....BaKa!!!!!!!!!!!! Anata wa BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Fuk a tan.....I me!!!!! So who you!!!! [inserts Crunk smiley]
    My boyfriend is better than you...
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    ahhh.. ITs Ohkhay! u will be fine
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    My friend said "Tiffany has the black white girl swagger."

    Can I join?
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    liz the crunk smiley can be the low rider.
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    yes, im back sammmichhhh
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